Lesson Two, healthcare and habits!

While your new genetically engineered, nanotechnologically enhanced, vat-grown pet may be unpoppable, they aren't invincible. They can still get sick if not properly cared for and as mentioned previously are highly omnivorous in the wild, able to eat anything from plants to small birds should the need arise. A Scurrilloon that remains unblimped in any capacity, of at least beachball sized or more (As a rule of thumb, expect the blimping to be at least three times as big as the rest of their body, but more is preferrable, though source of the hyper, inflation, vore, etc doesn't matter), your Scurrilloon can risk becoming depressed. Due to being very social creatures, often living in colonies dozen strong on their homeworld, it's highly advised to be able to either spend plenty of time with your pet, or get them a friend!

That's why we're offering a deal, buy one scurrier with appropriate care products and get another half off! You'll also get:

A supply of 6 of our tanks. That's 12 years worth of the gasses of your choice!
A supply of 20 of our absolute strongest hyper formula! Just a sip will have your cuties filling cities in no time! As a side note, female scurriers have 6 mammaries!
A lifetime supply of our nano-laden snacks, guaranteed to have your pets fatten hugely with every bite and sustain that weight indefinitely, unless you order some of our reversal formula!
Our patented growth "ray", which uses a trade-secret nanotechnological scaffolding to support the body with tiny machines, circumventing that pesky square-cube law to let your little furballs become endless gods among pets as they cradle galaxies and beyond in their paws! Effect is not permanent unless your pet has been implanted with a supporting nanohive to maintain the 'swarm'.

Disclaimer: Please note scurrier habits and habitat before adopting. Scurriers like to climb to high places for gliding, and so enjoy lighter than air gasses more than other inflation methods. They still go into heat and may decide to mate you, so plan accordingly by choosing the proper gender for either your own preferences or their partner, though they may be active whenever. They also have a habit of stashing things as an instinct, which may include snacks or even their air tank if their owners insist on keeping them small. A scurrier that is kept lower than the minimum threshold for extended periods of time, such as more than a few hours unless absolutely necessary, may rebel against its owner when they're away. We are not responsible for such a scurrier destroying the home and promptly outsizing the city with size as an outlet, as being kept below the minimum tends to make the normal insatiable but tempered urge for size build and enhance upon itself as if the poor thing was starving, leading the pet to rebel against its owner, potentially voring them not out of affection, but rather to prevent them from interfering until it works the stress out of its system which can take anywhere from planet to universe depending on how stressed the poor thing was.

However, as an added feature, we can safely implant this level of extreme, foamingly rabid growth-hunger into your pet's subconscious without harming it for our more size-inclined customers for a small fee! Then a simple code chosen at purchase will become the trigger phrase for your pet to go on an unstoppable, ravenous and bottomless yet ultimately harmless growth frenzy.