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You shouldn't have wondered so close to horde territory. . . .
You landed at Ratchet wide eyed foolishly craving adventure. You'd set out across into Durotar. Getting to close to Senjin village where you were shrunken down with strong Voodoo. The troll seemed focused on keeping you underfoot. Batting you with his feet like a cat would a toy. You didn't understand the troll's language but youd get the massage when he gave you orders to work on his feet.
Now your up for sale in the auction house. Surrounded by all races of the horde biding on you. Blood Elf, Goblin, Pandaren, Tauren, Troll, and even a orc.
Some want to buy you for a personal servant as the troll had been. Others seem interested in using you as a ingredient in a potion or even to use as target practice.
A sketch with color, wanted to draw some more trolls soooo bam.
You landed at Ratchet wide eyed foolishly craving adventure. You'd set out across into Durotar. Getting to close to Senjin village where you were shrunken down with strong Voodoo. The troll seemed focused on keeping you underfoot. Batting you with his feet like a cat would a toy. You didn't understand the troll's language but youd get the massage when he gave you orders to work on his feet.
Now your up for sale in the auction house. Surrounded by all races of the horde biding on you. Blood Elf, Goblin, Pandaren, Tauren, Troll, and even a orc.
Some want to buy you for a personal servant as the troll had been. Others seem interested in using you as a ingredient in a potion or even to use as target practice.
A sketch with color, wanted to draw some more trolls soooo bam.
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-I can't help but imagine what happens next using in game mechanics...
• he gets sold to a level 1 bank alt who just wants to re-auction him off for even more money
• except he's considered a 'consumable item' in game
• when the bank alt tries to re-auction him he accidentally clicks to consume instead-
• since the bank alt is only level 1 he always does 0 damage to the human
so the bank alt is just standing there debating auction prices, suddenly just crams the human into his mouth irreversibly because of a misclick, and immediately regrets the mistake-
inside the bank alt's stomach the tiny human is just sitting there with a full health bar constantly taking '0' or 'Resisted' damage, effectively trapped in the belly of an Orgrimmar bank alt with no escape mechanic
• he gets sold to a level 1 bank alt who just wants to re-auction him off for even more money
• except he's considered a 'consumable item' in game
• when the bank alt tries to re-auction him he accidentally clicks to consume instead-
• since the bank alt is only level 1 he always does 0 damage to the human
so the bank alt is just standing there debating auction prices, suddenly just crams the human into his mouth irreversibly because of a misclick, and immediately regrets the mistake-
inside the bank alt's stomach the tiny human is just sitting there with a full health bar constantly taking '0' or 'Resisted' damage, effectively trapped in the belly of an Orgrimmar bank alt with no escape mechanic
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