I once had a roommate who had a dream to become a long distance trucker and he said that his major qualification for the job was that he was "tough... 'n' stuff." Except that you had to say it in kind of gravelly, Toms Waitsy sort of voice. I don't think his claims to being tough 'n' stuff ever actually got him a trucking job, but he did join the navy and come home with a lot of stories about Thai prostitutes. I don't know what he's been doing with his life since then.

I hope this doesn't come off as a joke about "trigger warnings" cuz jokes about trigger warnings are stupid and old. Also it's weird how people get so angry about trigger warnings but they don't notice them if you don't use the word "trigger." Like, if you just say WARNING! or CAUTION! or BE AWARE! none of the pepes seem to even notice that you're essentially putting a trigger warning on it because it doesn't contain the magic word that seems to, for lack of a better term, trigger them. Anyway. Enjoy this comic about fats.

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