
An art-trade story for
50percentgrey, where the "Donkey Kong" baddy King K. Rool turns himself into giant size, and goes on a rampage to defeat the Kongs once and for all!
Also,
50percentgrey did help me a lot with editing the dialogue and some scenes so that it would feel more like an episode of the "Donkey Kong Country" TV Show.
ALSO, he did a cover art image of this story, which you can find here: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/28306161/
So in a way you can call this both a trade AND a collab story thing.
King K. Rool and all others are taken from the "Donkey Kong Country" games, made by Rare.
Kong Island has been a very peaceful place to live in.
True, it had been invaded more then a few times by the evil Kremlings, but all those times they had soon been very easily defeated by the Donkey Kong and his fellow Kongs.
This was not settling very well for the notorious (and somewhat crazy) leader of the Kremlings, King K. Rool, who was beyond furious over yet another devastated lost.
The cruel and very overweight crocodile was currently by himself, sitting isolated inside of the very pirate ship that he and his crew of fellow Kremlings had come to this island with: the Gangplank Galleon.
In there he was having a very intense and deep discussion about how to best take care of those Kongs once and for all with the only ones he knew he could really listen best to: “him-selves”.
(Let me explain! For some times the Kongs upon facing the final "boss" of the different operations of trying to take over their island they had always faced someone having a name fairly similar to the name of the dear old king. Foes like Kaptain K. Rool, and Baron K. Roolenstein claimed to be brothers to the king, but the truth was that Mr. K. Rool was a bit of a suffer of Schizophrenia, and he genuinely believed to be speaking to his other self's when putting on a disguise as them.)
So sitting inside his private cabin while what sounded like three slightly different voices was heard, it was just the King himself putting on either a pirate or scientist outfit pretending to be either one of these reptilian despots.
"Gentlemen, what do you suggest we do next to once and for all take care of those blasted Kongs?!" The King asked before quickly taking off his crown and putting on the pirate hat.
"Me thinks we sail up to shore, have all our fellow pirate mates invade the beach, and plunder all those precious bananas from those cursed primates!" Kaptain K. Rool said before the hat was pulled off and replaced with the crown once more.
"We already tried that thing, you old seacrab!" The King said before feeling how he was giving himself a slight migraine and a odd twitch in his odd-shaped, bloodshot eye (think Pinkamena Pie).
"There must be another way to attack those Kongs. A way that they would NEVER see coming or be able to stop!" K. Rool said to himself as he (seemingly unknowingly) put on the scientist coat and then said in a silly German accent, "Maybe vaht ve need is not to focus on ze Kongs, but rather how to make oursch-elf sch-tronger?"
"What are you hinting at, Baron Roolenstein?" K. Rool asked as he took the coat of for a moment, only to then put it back on and saying "Vaht if ze Kongs vould be facing a opponent that vould be that much more seizer und BIGGER zen dem?"
"Is that actually possible?!" K. Rool asked in great disbelief. “We've tried that once before in that damned Jungle Climber nonsense! How are we going to get another bloody magic banana to make me huge again?”
"Not to vorry!”, said the Baron. “We von't need the power of zaht insolent fruit! Vith zees little concoction, one that drinks it vill grow to size of mountain, und can crush mountain if he so desire-ers!"
The Baron handed over a large bulbous vile of green, bubbling liquid to himself while he took of the coat and became the Kremlings King once more.
"Oh, yes! YES!!! With this I will finally crush those retched Kongs under my very feet!" K. Rool said as he unplugged the bottle and drank the whole thing down! “Hmm! Tastes just like Croca-Cola!” he mused. “...or a flat Mountain Dew. But who cares! This potion had better work!”
After he had taken the last of the potion, King K. Rool sat down upon his cushioned chair waiting for the potion to take effect. His belly gurgled and slowly churned and then trembled, hinting the magic was going to start. And it did so when the King crock gave a mighty belch!
While his belly was the obvious thing that began to bulge forth, pushing against the table he sat at, other various parts of K. Rool's body started to twitch and grow! His fat toes ballooned as his feet enlarged with defined sinew and thickening soles. His legs stretched and swelled longer and thicker. His shoulders and trapezius swelled thicker and denser around his neck. His arms grew stronger and more beefy and his hands grew larger with long sharp claws extending from the tips of his fingers.
The sound of straining, groaning, and sloshing of swelling muscle, flesh, and bone rang in the corpulent reptile's ears. While it did hurt at first, the growing became more and more promising and empowering! It felt as if he was blowing up like a balloon made of meat and rapture!
“Mmmmph, yes!” the King swooned. “I can feel the power SURGING through every part of me! Stronger, harder, bolder, and... oh? More cheekier! How nice!” At that instant, his huge, green, scaly backside swole so large it broke through the back of the chair! “'Oh, your majesty!'” mocked the crock, “'Your buttocks is so grand and beautiful! I want to kiss it!' Oh, yes! Please do! There's plenty for all to pucker up to! Ho ho ho ho!”
King K. Rool was so carried away at musing at his expanding assets he failed to notice that we was not only growing stronger and fatter, but also taller and wider! The table toppled over from his massive girth and the chair collapsed under his bulky ass and thighs! The king yelped as he landed with a heavy thud shaking the room!
K. Rool also felt his very small ensemble of clothing starting to abandon his huge frame. His cape ripped of his thick neck and shoulders, his arm rings both popped off his arms, and his precious crown became so small on his growing head that he didn't even noticed it falling off!
"Oh, fornication! Maybe I should have got out of my ship before doing this?" The Kremling King asked himself as he started to feel the ceiling and walls around him getting too cramped!
From outside the Gangplank Galleon things looked normal at first, every Kremling minion doing their duty on board (or just nothing at all). But then suddenly the stern part of the ship got blown apart as a mighty mass of fat and scales started to burst right out of it! Arms the size of battering rams burst through the cannon portals and feet each the size of a whale pushed through the hull!
Falling into the otherwise deep waters, bringing down the broken ship and crew with him, K. Rool felt how what was only about "knee deep" to his enlarged size, and the more he stood still in the ocean the more shallow and shallow the water started to feel!
As he was growing both in size and mass the colossal crock was pretty amazed at himself over how quickly it all was going!
Fairly soon he had passed the size of when he had grown huge in the "Jungle Climber" incident, and he didn't seem to show any signs of stopping!
Looking down he couldn't even see his ruined ship and personal navy army anymore, as his big fat gut was completely blocking the view from looking down. He barely even saw his own toes, even if they each were as long and massive as his former vessel!
All he could do was look straight ahead, and what he saw was pleasing him a lot.
Kong Island, previously so big and vast and almost impossible to conquer, now looked almost like a small kindergarten play set for the big crock to walk around in!
He had no idea on just how big he was, but since he could feel his colossal feet now just getting brushed from underneath from the big ocean like it was just a puddle he knew it had to be a real good amount!
"RAAAAWR!! Ha ha ha... that potion worked much better than I thought! Now I can become the biggest and meanest Kremling to ever conquer Kong Island: K. Rool-Zilla!!”
A pause...
“Hmm...I should remember to buy some light blue spikes to line my back to look the part... BUT WHO CARES?! It's time for K. Rool-Zilla to have some mindless, non-stop fun! Wee he he he!" K. Rool said and jumped up and down in excitement like a child, causing minor earthquakes and high tides on the shore of the island!
Rubbing his mega sized gut and feeling about as heavy as 32 mountains altogether. the crock gave himself a good patting as he looked back at the Kong's home and said in a big booming voice, "If I can't get my hand on those golden bananas, then nobody will have them!"
Having his huge shadow casting a terrifying threat over the otherwise peaceful island the now gigantic King of the Kremlings was making his first mega step onto what would be his ultimate quest for crushing his mortal enemies for good!
Feeling like he would never get to feel that sweet taste of the hidden fruits ever again the greedy beast decided to instead to not destroy every last trace of them, and let the legendary treasures become forgotten myths!
Taking his first big step, King K. Rool slammed his heavy clawed foot into the Monkey Mines area with such force that he caused all the mining entrances to shoot out mine cart rails and the mine carts themselves, before it all collapsed underneath his weight!
Next on his list was Vine Valley, that he just needed a brief 3-step walk before having it all in ruins! First step was to flatten all the big trees in the area, the second step was used to bury the big bridge connecting the place underwater, and with the final step he crushed the "Temple Tempest" temple into just a pile of dust! He did have to put up with a few Zinger stings to his humongous butt after stomping out their queen after that.
Being on such a roll the mega sized K. Rool didn't even seem to care that he had also utterly destroyed his very own Kremkroc Industries, Inc. as all the toxic fumes coming from his now burning and ruined factories simply made the big guy think that he had been letting out some gas!
Still he proved to not be fully invulnerable as even his big feet did feel some slight pains from standing in the Gorilla Glacier area too long. It made his toes, soles, and even his tail and butt-cheeks get really blue and numb. In order to warm them back up, he had to get down to the warmer biomes below as quickly as possible. So the fat ruler of the whole island decided to slide down the mountain on his big butt as he was going towards his final destination to destroy: Kongo Jungle!
Given the pure size of the Kong Island all of the Kongs had been peacefully relaxing in the tropical biome like on every other day, when suddenly the threatening presence of K. Rool-zilla was finally making himself known to them!
Already out from the horizon, Diddy Kong was the first to notice this unnaturally large monster approaching! As the beast got closer and closer Candy, Cranky, and Funky Kong got into the same state of panic over this overwhelming doom that was quickly approaching them!
The only one that was keeping somewhat of a cool profile from all of this was the one and only Donkey Kong, that despite all the scream and running in panic of his fellow Kongs didn't seem to get that much bothered from his own idle leaning against a palm tree.
"D. K.! D. K.! We need to get outta here, big buddy!" Diddy shouted in desperation as he tried to dragged his much larger pal out of his ilde stance and try and evacuate from the island. (But it was all a pointless task, as Donkey Kong's pure strength was all that more stronger then that of the small chimp.)
But the tie wearing gorilla was not seem scared at all. Not only did he continue to stand there leaning against the tree, but he pulled out one of his gigantic and special Golden Bananas.
"Oh! I bet you are going to use that banana as a cool weapon to blast that nasty K. Rool out of existence! Or maybe turn yourself into a giant and fight him back! Or..." Diddy Kong said before seeing Donkey Kong just casually peel the big banana, and just taking careful sized bites of it.
"...uuuuh, or just eat it like it was any casual banana, what the heck are you doing, you big klutz?!" Diddy asked as this made no sense at all, as the giant K. Rool-Zilla was getting closer and closer to them!
Watching in horror how what seemed like the end of them all coming closer and closer Donkey Kong could seemingly not care less, as all that was on his mind was to finish up what could become his last ever meal.
Once finally done eating D.K simply looked at the big banana peel that was left, and just shrugged and walked away, throwing the peel away over his shoulder.
Having only the Kong village at his aim from far away, the big bellied King K. Rool had next to no view of anything now as he got closer (Thanks to his own obese state preventing him to look down.), so upon getting his feet closer towards the area were Donkey Kong was standing, he didn't notice the obvious yellow obstacle that was now laying right below his giant foot!
SLIP!!!
Having not seen where he was stepping the mighty giant had ended up slipping onto the big banana peel, and had now no way to stopping himself as he was now falling backwards towards his own defeat!
Slamming into a big part of what he had already destroyed, K. Rool felt how his whole body was creating a deep crater into the island itself, as his own fatness and weight was proving to be to much for him to move!
He was now all trapped and unable to move, and it felt even more humiliating that it had been a banana peel that had enabled his defeat!
"(sigh) That was an easy victory!" Donkey Kong said proudly as he stretched his arms over his head, and Diddy Kong had to take a few moments to fully understand what had just happen.
"So wait...why didn't you just do that before he started to destroy then entire island?!" Diddy asked out, to which Donkey Kong explained. "I had to make sure I took the big guy by surprise, so that there was no way for him to avoid stepping onto it.”
“YOU BIG DUMMY!” yelled Cranky Kong, who was returning back to the Kongo Jungle proper. “Now all of Kong Island is a big disaster area. And because of YOU!”
“Chill out, grandpa!”, said Donkey assuredly. "The island can always be rebuilt, and at least now we will always know just where the big guy will be." Donkey Kong said as he looked over at the heaping mass of yellow belly blocking out half the sun.
"ARRRGH!! Damn you, Kongs!!" K. Rool pouted, shaking the island from which he was ridden to. “As long as I remain this enormous, your island is still mine! MIIIINE!!. You will ALL suffer my wra-- oh? Ho ho ho ho! He he he! Pfffft! Gah ha ha ha ha! Now stop that! He he ha ha ha! That tickles!”
The Kongs were now in two groups waving long banana leaves against the big ticklish feet of Kong K. Rool-Zilla!
“Keep it up, Kongs!” commanded Cranky. “We gotta keep K. Rool in his place! Or should I say... 'in stitches'?”
“You know, guys?” pined Candy Kong pinching her nose, “This would be so much more fun if only his feet didn't stink!”
“Look on the bright side, babe!” said Funky Kong. “At least King Fatso ain't going anywhere!”
“>pant, pant< Just how long are we gonna keep this up, anyway?”, asked Diddy.
“As long as we have to, little buddy.” said Donkey Kong. “As long as we have to...”
The Kongs continued their tickling and K. Rool laughed himself to sleep as the sun set peacefully over Kong Island. The only problem then was to put up with the loud snoring of the colossal crock all night. Oh well... ^^

Also,

ALSO, he did a cover art image of this story, which you can find here: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/28306161/
So in a way you can call this both a trade AND a collab story thing.
King K. Rool and all others are taken from the "Donkey Kong Country" games, made by Rare.
Kong Island has been a very peaceful place to live in.
True, it had been invaded more then a few times by the evil Kremlings, but all those times they had soon been very easily defeated by the Donkey Kong and his fellow Kongs.
This was not settling very well for the notorious (and somewhat crazy) leader of the Kremlings, King K. Rool, who was beyond furious over yet another devastated lost.
The cruel and very overweight crocodile was currently by himself, sitting isolated inside of the very pirate ship that he and his crew of fellow Kremlings had come to this island with: the Gangplank Galleon.
In there he was having a very intense and deep discussion about how to best take care of those Kongs once and for all with the only ones he knew he could really listen best to: “him-selves”.
(Let me explain! For some times the Kongs upon facing the final "boss" of the different operations of trying to take over their island they had always faced someone having a name fairly similar to the name of the dear old king. Foes like Kaptain K. Rool, and Baron K. Roolenstein claimed to be brothers to the king, but the truth was that Mr. K. Rool was a bit of a suffer of Schizophrenia, and he genuinely believed to be speaking to his other self's when putting on a disguise as them.)
So sitting inside his private cabin while what sounded like three slightly different voices was heard, it was just the King himself putting on either a pirate or scientist outfit pretending to be either one of these reptilian despots.
"Gentlemen, what do you suggest we do next to once and for all take care of those blasted Kongs?!" The King asked before quickly taking off his crown and putting on the pirate hat.
"Me thinks we sail up to shore, have all our fellow pirate mates invade the beach, and plunder all those precious bananas from those cursed primates!" Kaptain K. Rool said before the hat was pulled off and replaced with the crown once more.
"We already tried that thing, you old seacrab!" The King said before feeling how he was giving himself a slight migraine and a odd twitch in his odd-shaped, bloodshot eye (think Pinkamena Pie).
"There must be another way to attack those Kongs. A way that they would NEVER see coming or be able to stop!" K. Rool said to himself as he (seemingly unknowingly) put on the scientist coat and then said in a silly German accent, "Maybe vaht ve need is not to focus on ze Kongs, but rather how to make oursch-elf sch-tronger?"
"What are you hinting at, Baron Roolenstein?" K. Rool asked as he took the coat of for a moment, only to then put it back on and saying "Vaht if ze Kongs vould be facing a opponent that vould be that much more seizer und BIGGER zen dem?"
"Is that actually possible?!" K. Rool asked in great disbelief. “We've tried that once before in that damned Jungle Climber nonsense! How are we going to get another bloody magic banana to make me huge again?”
"Not to vorry!”, said the Baron. “We von't need the power of zaht insolent fruit! Vith zees little concoction, one that drinks it vill grow to size of mountain, und can crush mountain if he so desire-ers!"
The Baron handed over a large bulbous vile of green, bubbling liquid to himself while he took of the coat and became the Kremlings King once more.
"Oh, yes! YES!!! With this I will finally crush those retched Kongs under my very feet!" K. Rool said as he unplugged the bottle and drank the whole thing down! “Hmm! Tastes just like Croca-Cola!” he mused. “...or a flat Mountain Dew. But who cares! This potion had better work!”
After he had taken the last of the potion, King K. Rool sat down upon his cushioned chair waiting for the potion to take effect. His belly gurgled and slowly churned and then trembled, hinting the magic was going to start. And it did so when the King crock gave a mighty belch!
While his belly was the obvious thing that began to bulge forth, pushing against the table he sat at, other various parts of K. Rool's body started to twitch and grow! His fat toes ballooned as his feet enlarged with defined sinew and thickening soles. His legs stretched and swelled longer and thicker. His shoulders and trapezius swelled thicker and denser around his neck. His arms grew stronger and more beefy and his hands grew larger with long sharp claws extending from the tips of his fingers.
The sound of straining, groaning, and sloshing of swelling muscle, flesh, and bone rang in the corpulent reptile's ears. While it did hurt at first, the growing became more and more promising and empowering! It felt as if he was blowing up like a balloon made of meat and rapture!
“Mmmmph, yes!” the King swooned. “I can feel the power SURGING through every part of me! Stronger, harder, bolder, and... oh? More cheekier! How nice!” At that instant, his huge, green, scaly backside swole so large it broke through the back of the chair! “'Oh, your majesty!'” mocked the crock, “'Your buttocks is so grand and beautiful! I want to kiss it!' Oh, yes! Please do! There's plenty for all to pucker up to! Ho ho ho ho!”
King K. Rool was so carried away at musing at his expanding assets he failed to notice that we was not only growing stronger and fatter, but also taller and wider! The table toppled over from his massive girth and the chair collapsed under his bulky ass and thighs! The king yelped as he landed with a heavy thud shaking the room!
K. Rool also felt his very small ensemble of clothing starting to abandon his huge frame. His cape ripped of his thick neck and shoulders, his arm rings both popped off his arms, and his precious crown became so small on his growing head that he didn't even noticed it falling off!
"Oh, fornication! Maybe I should have got out of my ship before doing this?" The Kremling King asked himself as he started to feel the ceiling and walls around him getting too cramped!
From outside the Gangplank Galleon things looked normal at first, every Kremling minion doing their duty on board (or just nothing at all). But then suddenly the stern part of the ship got blown apart as a mighty mass of fat and scales started to burst right out of it! Arms the size of battering rams burst through the cannon portals and feet each the size of a whale pushed through the hull!
Falling into the otherwise deep waters, bringing down the broken ship and crew with him, K. Rool felt how what was only about "knee deep" to his enlarged size, and the more he stood still in the ocean the more shallow and shallow the water started to feel!
As he was growing both in size and mass the colossal crock was pretty amazed at himself over how quickly it all was going!
Fairly soon he had passed the size of when he had grown huge in the "Jungle Climber" incident, and he didn't seem to show any signs of stopping!
Looking down he couldn't even see his ruined ship and personal navy army anymore, as his big fat gut was completely blocking the view from looking down. He barely even saw his own toes, even if they each were as long and massive as his former vessel!
All he could do was look straight ahead, and what he saw was pleasing him a lot.
Kong Island, previously so big and vast and almost impossible to conquer, now looked almost like a small kindergarten play set for the big crock to walk around in!
He had no idea on just how big he was, but since he could feel his colossal feet now just getting brushed from underneath from the big ocean like it was just a puddle he knew it had to be a real good amount!
"RAAAAWR!! Ha ha ha... that potion worked much better than I thought! Now I can become the biggest and meanest Kremling to ever conquer Kong Island: K. Rool-Zilla!!”
A pause...
“Hmm...I should remember to buy some light blue spikes to line my back to look the part... BUT WHO CARES?! It's time for K. Rool-Zilla to have some mindless, non-stop fun! Wee he he he!" K. Rool said and jumped up and down in excitement like a child, causing minor earthquakes and high tides on the shore of the island!
Rubbing his mega sized gut and feeling about as heavy as 32 mountains altogether. the crock gave himself a good patting as he looked back at the Kong's home and said in a big booming voice, "If I can't get my hand on those golden bananas, then nobody will have them!"
Having his huge shadow casting a terrifying threat over the otherwise peaceful island the now gigantic King of the Kremlings was making his first mega step onto what would be his ultimate quest for crushing his mortal enemies for good!
Feeling like he would never get to feel that sweet taste of the hidden fruits ever again the greedy beast decided to instead to not destroy every last trace of them, and let the legendary treasures become forgotten myths!
Taking his first big step, King K. Rool slammed his heavy clawed foot into the Monkey Mines area with such force that he caused all the mining entrances to shoot out mine cart rails and the mine carts themselves, before it all collapsed underneath his weight!
Next on his list was Vine Valley, that he just needed a brief 3-step walk before having it all in ruins! First step was to flatten all the big trees in the area, the second step was used to bury the big bridge connecting the place underwater, and with the final step he crushed the "Temple Tempest" temple into just a pile of dust! He did have to put up with a few Zinger stings to his humongous butt after stomping out their queen after that.
Being on such a roll the mega sized K. Rool didn't even seem to care that he had also utterly destroyed his very own Kremkroc Industries, Inc. as all the toxic fumes coming from his now burning and ruined factories simply made the big guy think that he had been letting out some gas!
Still he proved to not be fully invulnerable as even his big feet did feel some slight pains from standing in the Gorilla Glacier area too long. It made his toes, soles, and even his tail and butt-cheeks get really blue and numb. In order to warm them back up, he had to get down to the warmer biomes below as quickly as possible. So the fat ruler of the whole island decided to slide down the mountain on his big butt as he was going towards his final destination to destroy: Kongo Jungle!
Given the pure size of the Kong Island all of the Kongs had been peacefully relaxing in the tropical biome like on every other day, when suddenly the threatening presence of K. Rool-zilla was finally making himself known to them!
Already out from the horizon, Diddy Kong was the first to notice this unnaturally large monster approaching! As the beast got closer and closer Candy, Cranky, and Funky Kong got into the same state of panic over this overwhelming doom that was quickly approaching them!
The only one that was keeping somewhat of a cool profile from all of this was the one and only Donkey Kong, that despite all the scream and running in panic of his fellow Kongs didn't seem to get that much bothered from his own idle leaning against a palm tree.
"D. K.! D. K.! We need to get outta here, big buddy!" Diddy shouted in desperation as he tried to dragged his much larger pal out of his ilde stance and try and evacuate from the island. (But it was all a pointless task, as Donkey Kong's pure strength was all that more stronger then that of the small chimp.)
But the tie wearing gorilla was not seem scared at all. Not only did he continue to stand there leaning against the tree, but he pulled out one of his gigantic and special Golden Bananas.
"Oh! I bet you are going to use that banana as a cool weapon to blast that nasty K. Rool out of existence! Or maybe turn yourself into a giant and fight him back! Or..." Diddy Kong said before seeing Donkey Kong just casually peel the big banana, and just taking careful sized bites of it.
"...uuuuh, or just eat it like it was any casual banana, what the heck are you doing, you big klutz?!" Diddy asked as this made no sense at all, as the giant K. Rool-Zilla was getting closer and closer to them!
Watching in horror how what seemed like the end of them all coming closer and closer Donkey Kong could seemingly not care less, as all that was on his mind was to finish up what could become his last ever meal.
Once finally done eating D.K simply looked at the big banana peel that was left, and just shrugged and walked away, throwing the peel away over his shoulder.
Having only the Kong village at his aim from far away, the big bellied King K. Rool had next to no view of anything now as he got closer (Thanks to his own obese state preventing him to look down.), so upon getting his feet closer towards the area were Donkey Kong was standing, he didn't notice the obvious yellow obstacle that was now laying right below his giant foot!
SLIP!!!
Having not seen where he was stepping the mighty giant had ended up slipping onto the big banana peel, and had now no way to stopping himself as he was now falling backwards towards his own defeat!
Slamming into a big part of what he had already destroyed, K. Rool felt how his whole body was creating a deep crater into the island itself, as his own fatness and weight was proving to be to much for him to move!
He was now all trapped and unable to move, and it felt even more humiliating that it had been a banana peel that had enabled his defeat!
"(sigh) That was an easy victory!" Donkey Kong said proudly as he stretched his arms over his head, and Diddy Kong had to take a few moments to fully understand what had just happen.
"So wait...why didn't you just do that before he started to destroy then entire island?!" Diddy asked out, to which Donkey Kong explained. "I had to make sure I took the big guy by surprise, so that there was no way for him to avoid stepping onto it.”
“YOU BIG DUMMY!” yelled Cranky Kong, who was returning back to the Kongo Jungle proper. “Now all of Kong Island is a big disaster area. And because of YOU!”
“Chill out, grandpa!”, said Donkey assuredly. "The island can always be rebuilt, and at least now we will always know just where the big guy will be." Donkey Kong said as he looked over at the heaping mass of yellow belly blocking out half the sun.
"ARRRGH!! Damn you, Kongs!!" K. Rool pouted, shaking the island from which he was ridden to. “As long as I remain this enormous, your island is still mine! MIIIINE!!. You will ALL suffer my wra-- oh? Ho ho ho ho! He he he! Pfffft! Gah ha ha ha ha! Now stop that! He he ha ha ha! That tickles!”
The Kongs were now in two groups waving long banana leaves against the big ticklish feet of Kong K. Rool-Zilla!
“Keep it up, Kongs!” commanded Cranky. “We gotta keep K. Rool in his place! Or should I say... 'in stitches'?”
“You know, guys?” pined Candy Kong pinching her nose, “This would be so much more fun if only his feet didn't stink!”
“Look on the bright side, babe!” said Funky Kong. “At least King Fatso ain't going anywhere!”
“>pant, pant< Just how long are we gonna keep this up, anyway?”, asked Diddy.
“As long as we have to, little buddy.” said Donkey Kong. “As long as we have to...”
The Kongs continued their tickling and K. Rool laughed himself to sleep as the sun set peacefully over Kong Island. The only problem then was to put up with the loud snoring of the colossal crock all night. Oh well... ^^
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