I randomly found this monstrosity that was long ago diddled while going through an old photo gallery; I think this was from May of last year? This whimsical and obviously accurate representation of me was made by some strange fellow called the Mellow Mink, and I have to admire the wacky details that he made of my ferret self. My tail is really bushy, my hands are eagerly awaiting some delicious blackberries, and my legs are just outright bizarre, but I sure look pretty freaking happy in this, don't I?

Clearly, the missing leg color changes are the only thing wrong with this otherwise fantastic work, if I do say so myself. I'll be accepting commissions like this for one thousand dollars each now.