33/10

im starting to doubt the scientific merits of this research Xs

XD

Better move fast before you get acid burns on your bum XD

If that string gets burned by acids you are in real trouble!

I don't know Clara. The 'out of ten' rating system really just kinda reduces the entire experience into an expression of the critic's opinion. I would prefer to present my experience so that the reader can make decisions as to the worthiness of the experience themselves while presenting my own views so that a discerning reader will be able to grasp some of the more complicated qualities of stomach presentation that are usually glossed over in the reductionism of numerical, contextless rating systems.
- Irick, totally not trying to convince Clara to let him out under the primase of writing a more nuanced review of her stomach.

I would only say "just perfect"

Just right

5/7

Perfect score