Master Blaster’s Crew Member #1: And the next thing I know is, this dude done break wind. Hahahahaha. It was so loud, it done probably shook the cave.

Master Blaster’s Crew Member #2: I bet it drove those bats out because it probably stinks, too.

*Master Blaster’s Crew all started laughing*

Master Blaster’s Crew Member #5: *surfs the internet through his laptop* Hmmm…

Master Blaster’s Crew Member #3: Ey, whatcha doin’ there?

Master Blaster’s Crew Member #5: Oh nothing. Just surfing the Internet while on break.

Master Blaster’s Crew Member #3: Oh...okay. Well, you just...do you.

Master Blaster’s Crew Member #5: Haven't I always been? *suddenly comes across this pic* Hmm? Helloooooo, what’s this? Hey, guys! Come get a look at this!

*Master Blaster’s Crew all gather around looking at the pic*

Master Blaster’s Crew Member #1: What are we looking at?

Master Blaster’s Crew Member #6: Heeeey, wait a tic! Isn’t that Master Blaster?

Master Blaster’s Crew Member #2: That DOES look like him.

Master Blaster’s Crew Member #7: HEY, MASTER BLASTER! COME GET A LOOK AT THIS!

Master Blaster: Just give me a second! *flushes toilet and comes out while shaking a piece of toilet paper off his foot* Alright, so what’s the dealio?

Master Blaster’s Crew Member #3: *shows pic* This.

Master Blaster’s Crew Member #8: Someone drew a pic of you, big guy.

Master Blaster: You don’t say?

Master Blaster’s Crew Member #10: It’s right in front of you, dude.

Master Blaster: Hmmm...*looks at pic for a few seconds* I look like one those Japanese animes.

Master Blaster’s Crew Member #9: I thought I was the only one thinking that.

Master Blaster’s Crew Member #7: I’m actually kinda loving the background. Not sure why, I think it probably fits Master Blaster’s image.

Master Blaster’s Crew Member #8: Not to mention, he’s wearing those camo overalls.

Master Blaster: Well...I think it looks cool. It seems the artist kinda captured my look...and my style. Anyways, who wants to go and stuff themselves until our bellies bloat?!

Master Blaster’s Crew: *all raise their hand* WE DO!

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