Oh I get it, she's an axotol because she's a BIG WHOOP!

I don't get it.

That's what an axolotl does when breathing on land. They whoop.

As with most amphibians, they can gulp down whole anything that will fit in their mouth.

and she's got a big mouth!

*You gotta stop doing this, unless they are in to that sorta thing. Then ask for a bigger tip in advance.

Ya gotta think ahead! Monetize!

Portia shouldn't be such a hypocrite. After all, that's how she got promoted to Management.

everyone wins!

Oh my gravy those panel borders are niiiice..

Also, she has a history of doing this??

You like the panel borders? It's just magic marker.

And yeah Charly has.. a reputation.

Oh yes but they're so messy and confident.. me likey.

Well, cool, thanks! :)

Evil has been vanquished

next time try hard mode!

Okay to be fair, she only eats the problem guests, and I think we've all been there...

we all know that feeling

Somebody had to do it...

and it was done!

That point in your world history when an employee eating a patron only elicits a disappointed sigh from management.

...I feel like I want to slip a Trump's America joke in there somewhere but I feel like casual cannibalism would be too much bourgeois elitist leftism for Trump's America. Trump's America seems more like an anal vore America.

Backwards, icky, and unpleasant for everyone involved, especially those who have to watch. Unless you're into it... Like Trump...

Trump likes anal vore is the primary takeaway here, and by extension so do his supporters.

...No, my political humor never gets funny! WHAT DO YOU THINK POLITICAL HUMOR IS FOR?

I'm really not sure if I laughed or choked right there.

That is the usual reaction to my attempts at humor. If the effect last more than four hours see your local witch doctor, as my jokes have been known to inadvertently cause vile curses.

Symptoms may include discoloration of the skin, hair, and eyes, as well as uncontrolled bouts of The Black Speech, which I will not utter here.

Ooohh, you just helped me name two different things for this tabletop game I'm going to run, merci beaucoup!

OH! Which ones and what game?

Yes, but a world where the oppressed working class eats the bourgeois? Power to the people! Vore the rich!

If only we had 1920's millionaires, all trying to get fat to show off, they would be richly marbled.

I mean there's probably like an entire truck with all her stuff outside? Free laptop for someone, porn collection, lots of flannel, maybe a pet dog, plus possible freight. This restaurant needs to make some black market connections.

all the good stuff!

This dark secret didn't keep long. It's this darn computerized POS register, so untrusting!

This dark secret didn't keep long. It's this darn computerized POS register, so untrusting!

She's ashamed by what she did.

all she has to do is learn to poop the cash!...projectile ATM!

Wait a tic...she actually ate the bad bacon? Her stomach must be made of titanium and lead!