Now all he needs is a target.

Hey I know! He should target North Korea!! Those fuckers keep bragging about their nuclear crap than Iraq does now. THEY SHOULD DIE!

And oh yeah, ED trolls!!!

http://jlpowers.net/wp-content/uplo.....book_cover.jpg

Perfect target.

Actually, probably better targeted at whoever thought it would make a good movie. Or the publishers.

or the writer who started the whole damn thing XD

Well, I was trying to be somewhat poltically correct, but since you opened the door...
"Take off and nuke the site from orbit, it's the only way to be sure..."

EXACTLY!

Aw, that's SO cute. Now he needs some unfortunate mooks to try on.

So many legitimate targets, so few missiles... It kinda partners up with this pic: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2263811/

Ooooh. They're SO made for eachother.

Heh... all going well all throughout the year I'll be getting themed cartoony commissions from her to celebrate all the main holidays/celebrations. A few of the American ones as well, even though I'm not one myself.

Really? Cool! I look forward to the rest! ^^

So far:

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2168926/ (Easter)
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2153249/ (St. Patricks Day)
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2263811/ (Mother's Day)
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1772970/ (Mindless gore #1)
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1772978/ (Mindless gore #2)

More to come, hopefully, unless the artist gets pissed off with me!

Ah, okay. XD

YAY!! More weapons! ^__^

WMD's are

This is so cute and a little scary at the same time. I can see him going out to the back yard, a smile slapped across his face, and showing the neighbors i.e. using it on them.

I'm getting one for the US Independence day celebration thingy as well, and it was a real toss-up of the idea I'm getting her to draw for me, and having one of a human tied to a massive sky-rocket being lit by a smirking Vanguard...

I want to that...now.

Will see what happens - she hasn't completed the Independence Day one yet.

Then will have to figure out what other public holidays/celebrations there are that I can get her to lampoon for me.

Yey! Surface to Mail truck Missiles! Just what I always wanted!

Ah, another soul who hates malls and the vermin who infest them as much as I do. Perhaps Satan might slip some of those into your Ex-Mess stocking come December?

LOL! This is absolutely wonderful !

She does a lovely job... I just need to come up with some interesting ideas for other public holidays and celebrations

Aww, and it comes with its own convenient carrying case! So sweet :)

I normally cannot stand chibi cutesy art... but she did such a great job of the original gore cartoons I couldn't help but ask her again Plus, if I can pervert a treasured or revered holiday, then you know I'm all over it

Yum,

Remind me to feed you more WMD's in future!

If I had given my father a present like this, then I fear the first thing he would to would be bombing the parking lot outside the shopping mall. Laughing like a madman while metal and flesh from the people inside the cars get grinded to something unrecognizable mess. People running everywhere in panic like chickens without heads, bumping into each others, falling, screaming, dying, exploding. One missile after another transforms the parking lot to a post-apocalyptic scenario.
No more shopping for them, no more crawling around in the hive of capitalism, spreading their hard earned possessions to others like some sort of plague. Wohoo!

Oh, I almost forgot.. The image is adorable (I now got the feeling of Déjà Vu again) and the Vanguard somehow fits the old fashioned "housefather" role. :p

Heh, that was kind of the idea, a stereotypical 'old style' image of a father-figure - it is kinda adorable, isn't it?

As for your father - sounds like he's a little misanthropic toward the great unwashed, a little like yourself, nei? Which, by the way, is a sentiment I completely share with you. I have this recurring fantasy of getting one of those large, armoured Israeli bull-dozers and having a bit of fun at a mall or in the city. That would be cool...

I guess I have some of that "darn society" from him. The more I stay in the city, the more I see the other people like gigantic ants. But they have no hive or queen, but small rooms in rooms where they hide away if they sense trouble. Or like giant birdcages. Sometimes the doors are open and they all flee to a large gathering to harvest stuff, i t's all about capitalism and how that affect us. It's a necessary evil.

Ever imagined going berserk in a mall with an eye-thrower?

Arh, I mean flame-thrower. I see that as a sign for hitting the bed, it's late. :D

Actually there are a lot of scientific studies done into crowd behavior and crowd psychology which are rather interesting. The dynamics of how people behave in large groups. It's really rather fascinating - they become like one giant organism in many ways. People behaving completely differently than they normally would, almost in the same semi-anonymous way that people behave online.

While flame-throwers would be cool (mental image of a flaming, smoking baby-stroller coming to a slow halt in the middle of a mall corridor while people run screaming...) the fantasy I have is a back-pack full of hand-grenades... walking along biffing one or two into each shop as you wander past, listening to the muffied 'crump' and seeing the glass frontage explode, small fires starting...

Damn, I sound like some sort of psycho now don't I?

Ready...aim......FIRE......reload and do it again.

This sure beats the hell out of the usual gift of neck ties and well neck ties.

...and socks, and Old Spice™, and slippers, and cheap Taiwanese screw-driver sets, and books about WW2, and and and...

And actually I could do with some socks at the moment. All mine are wearing out

Do you buy gifts for your dad? If so, what do you get him?

Old spice, haha, the one gift that will sit around forever.

Sadly my dad passed away years ago, so fathers day is pretty much a no go. Though if he was still around I can tell you that it would either be power tools, spices for cooking, a gift card, or, yes, even SOCKS. Which I need to get new socks as well, I think that almost every pair I have has holes in them.

My guilty shame is when I was 7 or 8 or something, I think I actually DID buy him some OldSpice™ for his birthday or something...

Ah, I was not aware about your father, my apologies. Same reason I don't celebrate mother's day, so I understand. Funny y'know... as a kid you always hate getting 'practical' gifts like clothing and the like. But when you get older, a lot of those sorts of gifts actually are well-received

So, when I commission you I should pay you in socks then?

Socks are good, though chocolate is better, maybe chocolate socks though I guess that wouldn't pan out too well in the summer, they might get kind of sticky and melt.

How about I pour chocolate all over you while we both wear nothing but socks...?