I bet Weird Al could do a much better job, but this is what it is. Been rooting around in my head for over a year. Haven't been able to jot all of it down prior to now. So, this'll do for now.

With apologies to Shakira and Disney

Fry Everything!

Verse 1
At the state fair tonight
Can’t eat another bite
I can’t believe everything they have
Battered and deep fried.
Don’t know how I’ll hold it down
But I’ve got to try and eat everything.
Oh god there’s more
Another row of stalls
I can’t quit until I try it all.


I might throw-up, but I’ll keep eating
Till I try it all
And I’m round as a ball!
You won’t believe
They have fried everything
They fry everything that you can name.
I might throw-up, but I’ll keep eating
Till I try it all
And I’m round as a ball!
You won’t believe
They have fried everything
They fry everything that you can name.


Fries, Oreos
Fry everything!
Corn dogs, pizza
Fry everything!
Mini donuts
Fry everything!
Twinkies and beer

Verse 2
How can I go on?
I’ve gorged on all this junk food.
Must slow down take some more Rolaids or Tumms.
I can’t eat so fast
It needs to settle down.
Otherwise, I won’t make it through the rest

I might throw-up, but I’ll keep eating
Till I try it all
And I’m round as a ball!
You won’t believe
They have fried everything
They fry everything that you can name.
I might throw-up, but I’ll keep eating
Till I try it all
And I’m round as a ball!
You won’t believe
They have fried everything
They fry everything that you can name.

I might be making a big mistake
I can feel my arteries hardening
But I don’t care!

Mini donuts
Fry everything!
Hot sausage subs
Fry everything!
(sickly sound) oh oh oh oh
Fry everything!
Barf barf barf barf
Fryyyyyyyyyyy everything… (fade out to the sound of a fryolator.)