But yes! My birthday is coming up in exactly a month (August 16th). I'd rather not disclose exactly how old I am, but it's not one of those big big birthdays like 16 or 18 or 21 so it's not a super big deal. My cryptic and vague answer is that I can drink legally in most countries but not here in America.
All that said...

Now, I'm not saying I want art for my birthday
But
Ya know
I won't stop you