Shingetsurin: *flushes toilet as he comes out of the bathroom whistling*

Mr. H: YO, SHINGETSURIN!

Shingetsurin: *jumps in surprise* BWAAAAAAA! Damn it, Mr. H! You’re lucky I didn’t get out my hammer and smash you with it!

Mr. H: Well, excuuuuuuuuuuse me, sheriff!

Shingetsurin: *unamused* I’m not a sheriff.

Mr. H: Well, I’m only calling you that because you look like the Sheriff of Nottingham in that skirt. Let alone you have a gargantuan ass just like him.

Shingetsurin: *triggered* IT’S NOT A SKIRT!

Mr. H: Whatevs. Anyways, got something to show ya.

Shingetsurin: And what would that be?

Mr. H: *shows pic*

Shingetsurin: *surprised while looking at the pic for a few seconds*

Mr. H: Well, whatcha think? Hehe. You don’t look too bad yourself, huh?

Shingetsurin: I...I...my face looks like a mix between Shining Armor and Exile the Siberian Husky. Even though I’m a wolf.

Mr. H: *looks at pic* Huh?...hmmm...you know you may have a point there.

Shingetsurin: Oh, well. It looks nice, though. Anyways, I better get going.

Mr. H: Where to?

Shingetsurin: Whatever adventure awaits us.

Mr. H: Riiiiiight.

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Headshot commission done by  matt-darkpaw

Shingetsurin© Mysfurry99