Cottonwood: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…...

Hardwood: Hey, uhh...Cottonwood?

Cottonwood: *wakes up* WHA-! Did I catch something?! *sees Hardwood* Oh hey, Hardwood. What are you doing here?

Hardwood: Came here to show you something.

Cottonwood: Oh?! What is it?!

Hardwood: *shows pic*

Cottonwood: *sees pic* Oh, it’s a...pic...of...me...NEATO! *suddenly caught a bite* Meep! I think I caught something!

Hardwood: Wonder what it is?

Cottonwood: Whatever it is, it’s big and it is MINE! *reels it in* Grrrrrrrrrrrrr… *catches a giant fish* JACKPOT!

Hardwood: Holy shit…!

Cottonwood: Oh, boy! Oh, boy! Oh, boy! This must be the biggest fish I have ever caught. And it’s not even my first time catching a fish THIS big.

Hardwood: You don’t say?

Cottonwood: *picks up the giant fish and carries it* Come on, Hardwood. Let’s take this giant whopper home and grill it!

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