Yay, the new pudgy pupper pic!
She looks so cute and squishy like that. :)

Uh-Oh! Someone's been getting messy!
Kaiden: Wait a second... Do I smell.... Chezboigas?
No, please for the love of god, NO.

Maycine: Here ya go Kaiden *hands him a burger*

Oh, please don't do this now.
Kaiden: *takes a bite* Oh my goodness, it's delicious! I want another one!

Maycine: *Throws another burger into Kaiden's face*
Me: NOOOOOO! *I was too late, Kaiden had already devoured it * What have you done?! Now Kaiden's gonna go crazy!
Maycine: What? What do we do?
Me: Should we knock him out, Nick?

Should we just let him? YOU guys like fatties after all!

Maycine: I like that idea! *tosses more burgers in Kaiden's direction*

Kaiden: (Eats more, gobbled it all in one gulp)
Dammit, did you HAVE TO DO THAT?!

Maycine: yes I did! I wanna see Kaiden turn into a blob!

Kaiden: BELCH!! Urrfff... I became overweight.... But I feel like a giant bed, and I kinda like it....
Kayla: D'aaaaaw, he's so fat and wobbly! Thanks for making my brother like me, Maycine!
Goddammit, Maycine.... Can you reverse this in ANY way?!?

Maycine: Sorry, the only way to do that is hard work and excersize. But that's only if he can move after I'm done with him! *shoves more burgers into Kaiden's mouth *

Kaiden: Mmmmffff... My body feels like a pillow. Anybody mind- URRRRRP! ....rubbing my body? Heheheh.... Urp....
Kayla: (Sleeps on her blobby brother.)
Excersize? Do you have ANY idea how long that could take?!? Uggghhhh... I might as well use Divide's tentacles to squeeze out fat...
Divide: Yup! These tentacles aren't just for ripping people apart! They can also put Kaiden back in shape! (Wink, wink.) You got lucky the symbiotes didn't latch onto me, you could've died.
Yeah, yeah, we all know what happened next, now roll Kaiden's fat ass over here!

Maycine: *Growls at Divide*
Me: *Also growls at Divide*

Divide: Well, well, well, if it isn't the rock-wolf twins. Don't mind me, I was sent here to take care of business with the big guy... But holy shit, I have NEVER seen him like this! Now, stay outta my way. We've got some "crucial weight loss" to do! (Divide pulls out his tentacles arms.)
Kaiden: (Whimpering)
You brought this onto yourself, jellyrolls! DIVIDE! Help me roll this fatso over so we can give him the weight loss he's not gonna forget!
Divide: As you wish, Nick! Mwah hah hah hah hah!!!
Don't get too happy, you're gonna be giving tasty delights to a certain rabbit and canine once they FINALLY end their wrestling match.
Divide: Oh... Well at least the crap I make is superior to whatever that Null guy makes! You two need proof? I could whip up the best fuckin' burger you will ever eat, or how about the perfect pizza? I'm a damn good chef, I tell you!

She ca go for DAYZ!!!