by  vicioustyrant
"Yes Sir there's new front in west asia over the oil fields of Dakistan. No sir, not the oil itself. the US has plenty in texas and alaska. But recently a Sov backed Imram has seized power from the Dakistan assembly. They were allied with Southern France, and the French president has requested allied forces intervene on the assembly's behalf. The assembly itself can't exactly say no to a peacekeeping force. Given that the majority of them were hung from street lamps. Yesser typical zelotry. Then they started trying to eliminate minorities, starting with ones that posed a threat. We all know by now the shit show it's going to devolve into. That's why I authorized use of the Areo-Corps. If we jump in too quickly we'll be seen as "Imperialists." pushing around a small nation. Too late and we'll be seen as paper tigers.
Ah sir, how's your wife? Still young and perky as always? Good. I was so glad you two let me help you with your marrage troubles. Oh? Myself? well I've made sure no more libido incidents occur sir. A proper regimen keeps everything above board and the Areo corps have been supportive. Met this sweet little girl in Gran-columbia who gave me a few pointers."