
Fender: "Hmmm... what should I DO with him >D "
Jym: o____ o;;;
Well guys, what SHOULD Fender do to him? >DD
Jym: o____ o;;;
Well guys, what SHOULD Fender do to him? >DD
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Well, everything listed in the "Type" drop-down menu anyway.
As for me, I'm also going to suggest *ahem* giving him a nice warm cozy place to call home, if ya' know what I mean.
Either that or trap him in a hamster ball, or maybe put a leash on him and make him do tricks, or something like that. Might be fun to have a hamster-sized anthro-fox for a pet, even if only temporarily.
As for me, I'm also going to suggest *ahem* giving him a nice warm cozy place to call home, if ya' know what I mean.
Either that or trap him in a hamster ball, or maybe put a leash on him and make him do tricks, or something like that. Might be fun to have a hamster-sized anthro-fox for a pet, even if only temporarily.
Ah, your comment just made me think of that episode of Spongebob where all those badguys got together and Barnacle Boy started the group, EVIL. The scene where the badguys beat everyone and they start talking about what they want since they won and how the Dirty Bubble kept butting in saying "Make 'em eat dirt!" Your post just made me think of that line.
He should PUT HIM DOWN and give him cheesecake and tea and have a lengthy, intelligent conversation with him about the current state of the world's economy and come up with a battleplan to DEFEAT IT, which they put into action, meeting unprecedented success, and the world in its gratitude appoints them as its new rulers, leading to a golden age of prosperity and cake and the end of AIDs and poverty and everybody's nice to everybody else, and then they get old and retire to rocking chairs on the west coast, basking the California sun until they one day kick the bucket and die happily in their sleep.
THE END HOORAY.
THE END HOORAY.
Who knows. I one time went on an RP with some one for like 140 posts on a art submission elsewhere. Fortunately, the guy was rather forgiving, and possibly excused it because I was RPing with the guy the commission was for. Oh and about Fenders butt, poor Jym if he does shove him up there. Oh well atleast it aint CV.
We don't hate you. We just like thinking of ways that you could please a macro Fender. See? no harm done.
Now:
ENJOY YOUR NEW HOME INSIDE OF FENDER MUAHAHAHA.
oh by the way could you hold onto this for me?
*hands over camera
*Sits back on deckchair
*Gives Fender the thumbs up
*Watches live video feed on video tablet.
It's good to be a fur.
Now:
ENJOY YOUR NEW HOME INSIDE OF FENDER MUAHAHAHA.
oh by the way could you hold onto this for me?
*hands over camera
*Sits back on deckchair
*Gives Fender the thumbs up
*Watches live video feed on video tablet.
It's good to be a fur.
It can't be something so simple. For Yiff sakes, the man is giving us an opportunity to help him be more creative.
Stop trying to stump his growing artistic ability. * smacks with rolled up newspaper* Bad boy! Yeah, that's right, I still have a newspaper; and I save it for just such occasions.
Sorry about that.
Now, what you should do is put the little guy in a plastic ball, fling it, it bounces up his bum(halfway), and he bounces around on it like a kid on a jumping ball until it pops threw and jiggles in his belly, or his head if you want a funny cartoon eye effect.
Its original, you gotta give me that much.
Stop trying to stump his growing artistic ability. * smacks with rolled up newspaper* Bad boy! Yeah, that's right, I still have a newspaper; and I save it for just such occasions.
Sorry about that.
Now, what you should do is put the little guy in a plastic ball, fling it, it bounces up his bum(halfway), and he bounces around on it like a kid on a jumping ball until it pops threw and jiggles in his belly, or his head if you want a funny cartoon eye effect.
Its original, you gotta give me that much.
I has teh BEST... IDEAS... EVER!!!
A. Fender shoves a firecracker up Jym's butt and lights it.
B. Fender ties Jym to a hockey puck and plays hockey!!!
C. Fender uses Jym as an ever-lasting lollipop.
D. Dissect Jym for SCINCE!!
E. Throw Jym into a spider web and watch.
F. Chase Jym around with a magnifying glass!!
G. Use Jym as fishing bait.
H. Tie Jym to a throwing-dart. Screaming darts!!
I. Make him go squish!
J. Throw Jym into a blender!!
K. Roll Jym up and use him as a cigarette.
L. Use Jym as a pincushion.
M. Make Jym scratch every single one of Fender's itches.
N. Turn Jym into a balloon =D
O. Make Jym swallow a whole pill of viagra (pill should be about half the size of micro Jym) and watch what happens!
P. Pin Jym up with Fender's butterfly collection.
Q. Use Jym as a toothbrush.
R. Fender puts Jym in his shoe and keeps him there!
S. Or Fender just keeps Jym in his underwear for all eternity.
T. Turn Jym into a frisbee!
A. Fender shoves a firecracker up Jym's butt and lights it.
B. Fender ties Jym to a hockey puck and plays hockey!!!
C. Fender uses Jym as an ever-lasting lollipop.
D. Dissect Jym for SCINCE!!
E. Throw Jym into a spider web and watch.
F. Chase Jym around with a magnifying glass!!
G. Use Jym as fishing bait.
H. Tie Jym to a throwing-dart. Screaming darts!!
I. Make him go squish!
J. Throw Jym into a blender!!
K. Roll Jym up and use him as a cigarette.
L. Use Jym as a pincushion.
M. Make Jym scratch every single one of Fender's itches.
N. Turn Jym into a balloon =D
O. Make Jym swallow a whole pill of viagra (pill should be about half the size of micro Jym) and watch what happens!
P. Pin Jym up with Fender's butterfly collection.
Q. Use Jym as a toothbrush.
R. Fender puts Jym in his shoe and keeps him there!
S. Or Fender just keeps Jym in his underwear for all eternity.
T. Turn Jym into a frisbee!
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