
Yes, Dee does actually do things other than be sedentary from time to time! There are even rare times when he isn't cool as a cucumber.
Sadly, it's difficult out there in the furry-verse job market when your previous work experience was literally Hell. Dee thought he'd try applying for an entry-level job as a Dragon Minion, y'know, standard demonic-creature-level work… but his office and word processing skills are a little on the side of rusty/nonexistent. Not to mention that his last workplace didn't have much in the way of a dress code.
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PineappleJelly as the Big Bad Boss Dragon Guy, because I started drawing a generic dragon, and I decided mid-sketching that it couldn't not actually be him instead :B
This was something that popped into my head a while ago, and I wanted to make it into a thing :P
Sadly, it's difficult out there in the furry-verse job market when your previous work experience was literally Hell. Dee thought he'd try applying for an entry-level job as a Dragon Minion, y'know, standard demonic-creature-level work… but his office and word processing skills are a little on the side of rusty/nonexistent. Not to mention that his last workplace didn't have much in the way of a dress code.
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This was something that popped into my head a while ago, and I wanted to make it into a thing :P
Category Artwork (Digital) / Comics
Species Daemon
Size 1100 x 450px
File Size 207.8 kB
As my bizarre mind wanders, I have to wonder the odd little things like :
* Will his long job history help his appearance on paper?
* Would they prefer someone with wings as a standard for the position?
* Is there going to be a flame-retardant test before accepting this new applicant?
* Who left the coffee stain on the resume? Was it PJ, showing a bit of disdain for this unqualified employee? Or was it Dee, not really caring where he put his cup and used it as an easy coaster, then was even lazier and didn't print out a second copy (or forgot to save it in the first place)?
However, simultaneously, I worry for Kree is he doesn't get employed. The demon's already proven only partially tolerant to our basilisk thus far.
Also, it's nice to find out his full name. :)
* Will his long job history help his appearance on paper?
* Would they prefer someone with wings as a standard for the position?
* Is there going to be a flame-retardant test before accepting this new applicant?
* Who left the coffee stain on the resume? Was it PJ, showing a bit of disdain for this unqualified employee? Or was it Dee, not really caring where he put his cup and used it as an easy coaster, then was even lazier and didn't print out a second copy (or forgot to save it in the first place)?
However, simultaneously, I worry for Kree is he doesn't get employed. The demon's already proven only partially tolerant to our basilisk thus far.
Also, it's nice to find out his full name. :)
* Yes, he sure spent a lot of time dedicated to his job… his mandatory, inescapable job for eternity that he only left via an obscure loophole.
* They probably don't require wings for this sort of entry-level job, but Dee's a shapeshiftery young go-getter who could sprout some if requested ;)
* As a demon, Dee is of course naturally flame-resistant :P
* Dee is quite nervous, and was up all night attempting to jump the word processing hurdles of creating this "Rez-you-may" everyone's talking about. There may have been a bit of a mug-related accident with his one and only printout that he managed to make.
P.S. Dee doesn't really like to share his real name, due to the fact that his parents were mean and gave him a girl-demon's name, because he was the runt of the litter
* They probably don't require wings for this sort of entry-level job, but Dee's a shapeshiftery young go-getter who could sprout some if requested ;)
* As a demon, Dee is of course naturally flame-resistant :P
* Dee is quite nervous, and was up all night attempting to jump the word processing hurdles of creating this "Rez-you-may" everyone's talking about. There may have been a bit of a mug-related accident with his one and only printout that he managed to make.
P.S. Dee doesn't really like to share his real name, due to the fact that his parents were mean and gave him a girl-demon's name, because he was the runt of the litter
Maybe it's wrong of me, but with the demon previously living on a prayer (an irony of itself, I'm sure), I wonder if his name will cause him to have a flower pot on his skull much later... A Devo-Deumos. :P
(if I'm mispronouncing it unknowingly for the sake of this joke, I'm sure I can expect a few minor deviations to my usual daily routines as a result... but it was worth it. :P )
(if I'm mispronouncing it unknowingly for the sake of this joke, I'm sure I can expect a few minor deviations to my usual daily routines as a result... but it was worth it. :P )
I was referring to one of your prior pics with the "living on a prayer" bit, actually : https://www.furaffinity.net/view/23507454/
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