Oscar Wilde said,"A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal."
The lizard says, "There isn't a language that doesn't understand a nice bitchslap."
Earnest Hemingway said, "All things truly wicked start from innocence."
The lizard says, "Hey kid, how fast can you reload a 12 gauge?"
Socrates said, "One who is injured ought not to return the injury, for on no account can it be right to do an injustice; and it is not right to return an injury, or to do evil to any man, however much we have suffered from him."
The lizard says, "I'm gonna keep throwing my hat until I decapitate something with it."
The cow says "Moooooooooo."
The lizard says, "COCK MY SUCK!"