WHO CARES ABOUT SPEED LIMITS MAN, DRIVE!!!

Everyone should care about speed limits, they're important to ensure road safety for everyone.

Well sometimes those laws need to be broken, man. This image is an example of one of those times. (not that it would help much if at all...)

No, I'll tell on you, and you'll get fined.

I'd rather get fined and live then die.

You will always live then die. That how that works.

And local news a giant cat has has created chaos and madness and panic throughout the city,catching small vehicles thinking they are Prey drinking the cities milk supply and of course causing distraction for no apparent reason that's right Jeff you might say that she's causing a catastrophe or perhaps a Prrrrrerfect crimes the news man makes a smug face get the hell out of us near station Jerry and Coming up I'm going to beat the living shit out of Jerry More at 11

Jerry did nothing wrong.

He made terrible puns

He's a news anchor, that's his job.

-_- He will be spared for now

The disappointment she'll have when she finds the lorry contains not a single, giant yarn ball, but hundreds of teeny-tiny grains of yarn.

I don't think yarns come in grains.

At her size they're relatively grain-sized. :P

That doesn't make them grains though, it's all about material.

Cotton, Wool, Potato, Potato.

None of which are grain.

Cotton's kinda like wheat. :P

Cotton grows in a boll, not a grain.

Really though that's splitting hairs.

Fibers, not hairs.

Again, it's all roughage.

That's a dietary term.

Eat your wool, professor.