God I wonder who he based off of........


Name: Leonard Lasser

Nickname: Lasser

Gender: Male

Age:40

Height: 5’1

Species: Dog man

Sexuality: Straight?

Occupation: Being a lonely sap

Leonard Lasser is that guy we all come to know that goes to gym to hit of women and try to get with them. He’s often not taken seriously due to his tendency to be straightforward and the fact he tends to be shorter than most of the women he meets. Though he’s resistant as ever to find a date no matter what woman turns him down and no matter who calls him a disgusting loner. He doesn’t mind looking pathetic to get sympathy. Mostly he can be found in the gym he frequents but at night he won’t shy away from hanging around in clubs to score.

Aodhan, Hadley, and Atom share different levels of contempt for Lasser and don’t like seeing him in the club they loiter around in also unabashedly looking to score like him.

Lasser often visits his dentist, Dr. Lambado due to his bad teeth and the fact that Lambado is very kind and personable with him. Though Lasser is not aware that Lambado loves him romantically at all.