Dover: Hey AJ! Did I see you leave the club with that Bar Fly last night?

AJ: Uhhhh? Ooh, I guess so. (scratches behind ear). Busted me huh.

Dover: Dude! That’s nasty. Your gross. And now your stoned. Your on drugs.

AJ: What do you mean by that? I haven’t done drugs in decades. In fact I have been sober for six months now. So how could I be stoned?

Dover: It’s cause that was the “Bar-Bitch-You-Ate.”