Here is how it went down:

Mom: This sucks, Joey.

Me: Well who told you to try and catch an egg with your bad hand?

Mom: I didnt want the dogs to eat it.

Me: It was hard boiled. They would have finished it off.

Mom: I wanted to eat it.

Me: You could have made more.

Mom: This still sucks.... You should draw another "big boobed" picture.

Me: Where the hell did that train of thought jump track??

Mom: You need to. It'll be funny.

Me: I'm gonna draw a chicken.

Mom: As long as you draw her again falling down somehow.

Me: You are a special snowflake.

Mom: Come on. I bet she'll get popular and everyone will draw her popping out in funny ways.

Me: And everyone says I'm the bad influence.

Mom: I'm helping.



My mom has thrown down the gauntlet, folks. Let the Tex Avery-esque shenanigans begin. I might actually keep this chicken actually.