Maycine: Mathias?! What the heck are you doing here ya little brat?
Me: Maycine, wait! It's me, Mason!
Maycine: Mason? Why are you blue? You look like a shiny Rockruff!
Me: I think I ate something strange. *puffing up with blueberry juice*

(For those who are wondering who Mathias is, he's an evil version of me from another alternate dimension.)

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