So this needs an explaination.
When I go on holidays with my friends we always have a mascot. On our trip to england it was a Penguin because of a story my friends told me and for an entire week we saw a penguin every day. On our Europe Trip it was Zlatan because we kept talking with a horribly bad Zlatan impression.
So this year on my trip to Germany our mascot was Captain Jack Sparrow who we saw almost every day.

First we made a Pirate Crew in WWE 2k17 on the PS4 with a very Jack Sparrowesque Character called Capitano Adriano. Then there was a Pirate Crew at the Gamescom who was playing music on instruments and Jack Sparrow was dancing around entertaining the people.
And when we went to the Schützenfest on every third ride there was Jack Sparrow painted on the side. The bar was called Tortuga and I swear every 10 Minutes some ride played the "He is a pirate" Theme from Pirates of the Carribean....so yeah....I became a pirate due to sensory overload and assimilation.

.....I ain't even mad