The dungeon kinkers go up against Raymond, Carmen and a hoard of stench crusaders!

Today started like any another day for the DK crew, the crew got their belongings together, ate a heartfelt meal, and made their way off into the wild, ready to tackle the dangers of the world once more! With Sixtee leading the group as usual, the team makes there way threw a uncharted area yet to be explored; Muskeh woods. While most the group wasn’t prepared for the strong scent of sweat in the air, most of them came prepared with some form of way to cover their noses, while others…happily took in the scent *cough* *cough*Lucian*cough* *cough*. With Sixtee holding on strong as he took the first step into the uncomfortably warm, brownish water, Sixtee shuddered. With painfully slow steps through the water (Excluding Clayton who was trying his best to climb a tree to get around) the party made their way through the woods, what unknown dangers awaited them here.
“Not the worst place to find ourselves in all honesty. We could have ended up in somewhere much worse!” Clayton said from atop a tree branch, sweat bobbing down his face as he eyes the dirty water like it were the black plague. Among the party today was a rare to see face, someone that was an enigma wrapped around in a mystery; Carmen. Not much was known about her history in the world before or after the crack going off. All that the dungeon kinkers knew was about her was this; you did not mess with her unless you wanted to be her next cushion, and she had no fears… “Quit your yappin Clay before I make you do a cannon ball into the water!” Carmen snapped at Clayton in his moment of weakness, only for him to snap back “Hey, I’m trying my best here Carmen! Don’t make threats like that, pleeeeeease!” Clayton cried out as he inched his way to another branch, causing it to shake exponentially, nearly giving the Braixen a heart attack. “EEEEEEK! GUYS WHY DID YOU HAVE TO BRING MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!”
From the back another voice chimed at Clayton, one that was well known to all kinkers; Rosche the Braivee. “Calm down Clay, these woods aren’t so bad! Plus it looks like the water doesn’t go that far! Just a little further and you should be good!” With Rosche trying his best to keep Clayton at ease, the last of the lineup, Lucian, the team’s newest member and capable summoner was being eyed at by the team’s most dangerous member, Raymond. Since joining the kinkers, these two haven’t interacted much at all, simply shooting quick glances at one another typically. But as of today, these two just kept eyeing each other. What has occurred between them, no one knows, but it does seem that Raymond has a bone to pick with the summoner today.
Out of the water and onto….mushy mud it seems, Clayton took a sigh of relief as he threw himself down onto the mud, unfazed by the squishy feeling under his boots. “Oh thank god…Thought I was a goner there.” Clayton sighed as he started moving alongside the team now. “psh, drama queen” Carmen teased as he followed the party, as Rosche shot Clayton a thumbs up. “Nice landing. Good to see you’re in one piece and not wet”. As Clayton and Rosche kept up a conversation, the rest of the team was quick to notice the fork in the path. “Dammit, why is there a split HERE! We’re in the middle of the woods for crying out loud!” Sixtee ranted on as everyone else looked down the each path, hoping to spot something, anything that would give them a clue where to go. No such luck it seems however, as the paths just seem to drag on and on down each way. “Looks like theirs no way of avoiding this. We can either A: have my summons do a scouting trip and pray they come back in one piece, or B: we split up and meet back later”. Lucian suggested as the party gathered together. Each suggestion sounded terrible yes, but it was all they could think of as well. With an inefficient way of making the teams by drawing straws, the first party consisted of; Sixtee, Clayton, and Rosche, while the second was made up of Lucian, Carmen, and Raymond. With the parties set, they went down each road, leaving one another without much to say as they left.
Following team A, Sixtee once more took charge, leading the way as both fox like men followed. “So were just cutting through the woods and then through the mountains, right”? Clayton asked as he looked all across the woods, the tall trees almost staring right down at the team, intimidating Clay as he looked back towards Sixtee. “That’s the plan. God knows how easy it’ll be though. How many people are being chased by someone in dungeon kinkers again?” Lowering both their heads, Clayton and Rosche both weakly lifted their hands into the air. “That’s what I thought. Ugh, we were probably even followed into the woods as well”. Dropping their hands back to their sides, Rosche responded back to Sixtee, saying “Well what are the odds then that they’ll find us? I mean if we can get lost in here easily, then that must apply to them as well, right?” Although such a thought would be true, almost on a que, A team was suddenly surrounded by sound of cackling and maniacal laughter. “Well well well, if it isn’t the kinker squad!” A voice said through the trees, revealing a large pair of wings from atop a tree branch. “Awww, and look who it is, it’s the Braixy boy who his majesty is looking for!” It was clear now that these wings that now surrounded the party clearly belonged to the stench crusaders; a large group of former races all across the globe now corrupted into their current forms, now serving under king Bick-ahz as loyal stench scientists. “Hey, it’s Dungeon kinkers you rats with wings! Kinker squad was already copyrighted!” Sixtee argued back at the bats, while Rosche and Clayton prepared for combat.

Meanwhile with team B as Carmen lead the group, farting more and more to break screw with both Raymond and Lucian, to no avail. “Well gee, you two are bores. Couldn’t you give me some sort of reaction?” Carmen barked at them both as they turned their attention towards her. “Gee Carmen, I’d be happy to, but I’m pretty sure you’re not looking for my kind of reaction, just to let you know.” Lucian remarked to the large rear ended ninja girl, while Raymond simply barked back with “Your fumes are way too weak for my attention, mortal”. Gritting her teeth and holding back her anger, Carmen began to stomp ahead, throwing a tantrum the entire way. Now alone together, both Lucian and Raymond made their attention to one another clear, as their eyes locked into one another. “Is there something I can help you with, you wannabe Dracula?” Lucian said taking the first move, as Raymond launched his fist right towards Lucian’s chest. Right before impact however, Lucian simply vanished from his spot and moved further down the beaten path with his teleportation spell. “Oooo, aren’t you in a feisty mood today. What’s wrong mutt, you sense a bad storm that’s gonna ruin your hair today”? With another growl, Raymond looked at the lion. “Don’t you dare speak to me in such a tone you pathetic mortal! How dare you use magic that doesn’t belong to your kind”!
Lucian rubbed his chin pondering just what the absol meant. He must be referring to his summoning capability, but what could he ever mean by his kind? “You can’t be going on about how I, a mortal being, have the ability to summon astral beings from practically nothing, are you?” Raymond roared now as he roundhouse kicked the air, sending a wave of energy hurdling towards Lucian, only for the lion to dodge effortlessly once again, putting himself on top of a branch. “Ah so you DO mean my summoning magic. It is strange how once a simple farm boy such as myself can gain such a remarkable ability, isn’t it? Why just defeating any creature in this world, I gain their form and abilities for my own! The world is just full of mysteries, right Raymond? Like how someone who claims to be so strong is able to lose all of his “slaves” “. Gritting his teeth and roaring out into the woods, Raymond went all out as he sent projectiles of all sorts straight towards Lucian, as the Lion watched them all come flying towards him! And once they all collided and the fog cleared, Lucian was no longer to be seen on the tree, as he vanished once more. “W-where did he go!?” Raymond said in a slight panic, as he didn’t notice the large shadow above him until just at the last moment, as a rock Golem landed right beside him, sending him rolling on the dirt path. “You honestly need to calm yourself before you end up getting yourself hurt, mutt. Because I’ll tell you now, I am in no mood for games”. Lucian said flatly towards Raymond as he regained his footing. “Heh, apparently you don’t understand who you’re talking with you simpleton.” And with a snap of his own fingers, the golem that blew Raymond down to the ground vanished, leaving Lucian and Raymond to themselves once again. “Gees you’re a pain. Can’t you just mind your own business and leave me alone”? Raymond launched himself towards Lucian, curling his hands into fists once more as he yelled out “filthy cur, I’ll finish you here and now”! With a heavy sigh, Lucian summoned two astral bandits to aid him as he drew his short sword. “Seriously, you really are annoying.” As the bandits charged for Raymond, the absol slapped them away as he closed the gap between him and Lucian, as Lucian gave a swing with his blade. And just as the two were about to clash, another shadow appeared above them. “BOMBS AWAY!” All of a sudden, both boys were crushed under two tons of Carmen. With nothing but their hands wiggling and writhing as they tried to pull themselves free from her gargantuan rear end as she assaulted them with an onslaught of her flatulence (to none of their dismay) Carmen snapped at them both, saying “You two are seriously pissing me off now. Stop with your gay ass little anime BS and get your scrawny asses moving!”
With team B’s issue settled by Carmen’s amazing “persuasion”, Team A was…well, they were holding themselves up. Clayton had one of the stench crusaders on the ropes, as he blasted fire ball after fire ball at them, as they struggled to hop out of the way. And with one failed hop, the crusader fell to the ground, as Clayton stood above them dominantly. “Looks like you could use a hand…or a foot~” Clayton said trying to sound witty as he pulled out his horrendous foot out from his boot and stomping it against the crusader’s face, making them retch and writhed as their eyes swirled at the rancid foot odor. With Layton handling one of the Crusaders, Rosche tackled on one on his own as well, as he backed the one into a corner. Giving them no time to react, using his left hand to conjure three cards in front of the crusader, Rosche quickly told them “Pick one, and choose wisely”! On instinct, the crusader flung out their hand to the one in the center, flipping it to reveal what looked like an orb of light. And in an instant, a blinding light burst out in front of them, blinding them on the spot as Rosche went in for the knockout blow!
And with his party members handling themselves well, Sixtee however had to handle three on one. He cursed to himself as he was quickly backed into a corner. “Oh this is gonna be too easy~” One of the three crusaders said as they all pulled out a sickly green potions from their belts. In unison they all threw their potions at Sixtee, engulfing him in a horrendous cloud of what he assumed was a mixture of musk, flatulence, and other horrid things he didn’t want to think about. All of which made him fall over and gag, as each breath brought in more and more into his lungs. “Aww, looks like the hotshot can’t handle what we can brew, crusaders~ how’s about we give him a hand and force more down his throat~” Sharing cackles together, the crusaders all turned away from Sixtee, presenting to him three sets of heavily sweaty rear ends before blasting him right in the face with a group gas storm. Falling back from the force of it all, Sixtee quickly found himself with one crusader sitting on his face, grinding their sweaty ass all across his face, while the other two went for their strongest potions in their belt. “Oh this’ll be gooooood~” One of the crusaders teased as they prepared for the final blow on Sixtee. Inside, Sixtee was boiling with anger, being completely pinned YET AGAIN, while his teammates were preoccupied having their own ways with the already defeated ones and not helping him out! Sixtee wasn’t having this, not again! Somehow, with all his strength and willpower, Sixtee LAUNCHED the crusader off of his face as he took a strong fighting pose towards the other two. Spinning his razor disk as fast he could, he flung it around the crusaders, bringing them back to back as it circled closer and closer, until it wrapped around them both and enveloping them in a strong rope like material! With opportunity in sight, Sixtee charged the trapped crusaders and barrel kicked them both, launching them into their third member and sending them all hurling down a steep hill! “And that…Is that”. And just as Sixtee dusted off his hands, it dawned on him….He just took down three enemies…on his own. Three whole baddies who wanted his body for a chair or something disgusting like that, but who cares! He just took down three Stench crusaders all on his own and managed to look cool! With an internal squeal of delight, Sixtee approached his team members, whacking them both on the head as he yelled. “Were you two gonna help me at all!?” Both Clayton and Rosche rubbed their heads simultaneously as Sixtee whacked them hard. “ooooowww…sorry cap’n, it won’t happen again.” Clayton said as Rosche followed up next with “Yeah that was a blunder on my part to. Sorry Sixtee”. With Clayton and Rosche’s apologies, Sixtee groaned as he took lead once more. “Let’s just get through these woods. At this rate, Carmen and the others are probably already outside the woods”.
And with that, Sixtee lead his squad through the path they followed. Fortunately, it looked as though the roads met up again after a while. Quickly noticing Carmen with Lucian and Raymond turned away from one another, Sixtee approached her, asking what had happened. “Oh you know, Raymond being an angsty crybaby while little boy Lucy over hear decided to act like he was all that. They’re in timeout right now”. With a quick whiff of the air, Carmen grinned devilishly as she looked down at Sixtee. “Smells like you had a good time~” Sixtee was quick to scowl at her, flat out saying “Don’t even think about it. Now come on, we still have more to do…that way!” Sixtee pointed to the west, towards a small hill that leads to the ocean. “Uh, Sixtee, the mountains are to the east. You know, over there.” Clayton pointed out, guiding Sixtee in the right direction now. “I knew that! I was just…you know, trying to mess with you guys. Yeah…That’s it…” with Carmen shaking her head, Sixtee just sighed out and said “Let’s just get going already, I’m tired now as is.” and with that, the party of six made their move. With tension between Lucian and Raymond now, Clayton happy to be away from water, Rosche glad to be in one piece still, and Carmen plotting on who will be her chair for the night, sixtee lead the dungeon kinkers forward, and onto their next adventure!

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