Old Money: *looks through his cell phone as he suddenly comes across a pic of Fantôme* Hmm? *looks at pic* Heh...Fantôme...

Fantôme: *appears out of nowhere* That’s an interesting pic of me…

Old Money: *frightened* BWAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *BRRRRRRRRRRNT*

Fantôme: Excuse you.

Old Money: Dang it, Fantôme! You just scared the crap out of me.

Fantôme: Actually, you just farted. Anyways, this artist seems to have done a good job capturing my looks.

Old Money: *snickers* Umm, funny you said that because...apparently, you’re wearing a mask. So...no one knows what you look like underneath it.

Fantôme: Oh?! And I suppose you’re wondering what I look like under this mask, eh?

Old Money: Not that I’m curious about.

Fantôme: Hmph. Well, then…*takes off mask as he reveals his face*

Old Money: *shocked* Wow...so THAT’S what you look like.

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Headshot commission done by  matt-darkpaw

Fantôme© Mysfurry99