Item Hog: YO!

Mr. H: Well, hey there, Item Hog. Stolen anything, lately?

Item Hog: Oh, ha ha ha ha ha! HA! Very funny. Anyways, we got the grub.

Tenchu: Yep. Here are all the Chinese specials y’all ordered.

Panga Panga: A ninja’s work is never done.

Item Hog: Anyways, check this out. *shows pic*

Mr. H: *sees pic* Well, well, well. Looks like you got one, too, huh?

Item Hog: Pretty cool, right?! Never thought I get something like this. *looks at pic* Man, I look so skinny in this. Not to mention, I heard folks saying I look like a fat hog version of Batman.

Mr. H: Ahahahahahaha! Really?

Item Hog: Really really.

Mr. H: Hahahahahaha. It’s funny cause it’s true.

Item Hog: Oh, just shut up and eat. *shoves some Chow Mein in Mr. H’s piehole*

Mr. H: *talks with his mouth full* Item Hog, I’ma get you for that!

Item Hog: Anyone ever told you to not talk with your mouth full?

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Headshot commission done by  matt-darkpaw

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