Yeah, believe it or not, I actually do have Pokémon... only two though. Considering that I suit as them most of the time, I just really wanted two Pokémon to train that fit my... motif.

I have my little Ditto, Sem. You might think he is just you typical Ditto, and you'd be half right. He is a Ditto, and a rather small one, but I trained him to actually Transform into an actual Pokémon suit; not just a mask, but a full suit.

He basically had to study every single suit in the Warehouse, which took maybe three to four days. And then we had to do a bit of field testing. So I often send him on his way, find someone who has a thing for suiting or just transforming in general by some means.

One example is that he bumped into a frequent user of my merchandise, and after demonstrating his unique skill, she wanted to try for herself so she had Sem turn into a shiny Blaziken suit and by the look on her face, I'd imagine she was amazed, excited, and intrigued.~

Granted, he can maintain the form for so long that it will wear him down, after all he is a little Ditto and even little transforming blobs need rest. But he tries to see if he can maintain a form a bit longer than the last, though I do remind him to pace himself. I'd rather not find him as a melted pink puddle on the ground one day because he tried to hard.

Plus he is just adorable.~ He can easily sit on my shoulder and just stay there.~

My other Pokémon is a Zoroark named Lane. Considering her ability to cast an Illusion of whatever thing that moves, be it Pokémon or human, she has helped me out when I needed it most. She often acts as a decoy and would cast an Illusion of myself to trick any pursuers that might caught me doing my day job.~

She may seem intimidating, and also a bit of mischief, but she is a large softy. You be kind to her, and me, and she will be your friend. Though if you fuck with her, or me, then you are going to have a bad time when she comes at you with multiple Feint Attacks.

I may not be a competitive Trainer, but I can still hold my own... specially if I'm suited as a Pokémon and fight alongside Lane, and it just confuses the hell out of another Trainer who thinks they walked into a Double Wild Battle and suddenly get taken aback by a random Zoroark and a random Pokémon who seems to tell said Zoroark what to do, while focusing on the other Pokémon.~

Fun times indeed.~