[Texting Friend]
-Hey buddy, wut'cha doin'? ( =u=)
-Just cuddling this furball over here.
-You sure do love that guy!~
-Of course. I love him so much. I'll always be there to protect him, especially from assholes like you...
-Heeeey! I'm innocent, Mr. Angry-Face! Hell, I bet with a face like that you're really rough in bed with him! ;)
-Screw you dude, I'm gentle. I think...