At this point in my life, any time I use a milk product, I pour a tad bit into a coffee cup, smell it, and swish it in my mouth. I've made that a habit. Like... I mean even if it's a day after purchase lol.

I'm a milk fiend I've always had a terrible craving for milk I'll drink one glass expecting only to do so then next I know its been five. I always swish the bottle and sniff it I've never really had expired milk honestly and I keep expecting it will one day hit me but nope some how never does

Somehow, I manage to go through my milk before it expires.

Eugh... How do you manage that? Filling it into your mouth is one thing but swallowing? I almost instantly spat it out which left quite a big mess for me to clean up *sigh* I'm hoping it'll never happen to me again but I have that great feeling it will... And who knows about you... Maybe you could create a new world record or something... Make a video of it..."Hey guys check out this cool thing I can do" and guzzle the carton. Sure you might be laying on the floor and howling cause somethings may not feel right but hey, it would get a lot of views right? It's all about those views man, the video comes first, hospitalization comes second