"Rocket Man" (Parody of "Rocket Man") [edited version]
*(original lyrics: B. Taupin/ E. John. Parody lyrics: EK Goya)

.....And if you think it'll be a long, long time,
But not so long as you might think
before this little prick starts World War Three
OH! No, no, no
He's the Rocket man!
ROCKET MAN! Blowin' up his nukes up here alone

And he's been ben sanctioned for a long, long time,
but I don't think he gives a damn at all
He'll have his bombs while his people starve
Oh, no, no, no
He's the Rocket man!
ROCKET MAN! Taking on the world all by himself

And you know it's gonna be a long, long time
It's the new normal now, get used to it
Oh, no, no, no
Rocket man....

ROCKET MANNNNNN!!!! Startin' World War III all by himself

And you know it's gonna be a long, long time...

*(With appologies to Sir Elton John)