I was bored on the bus and also wanting to play around with Sketchbook. I only want to draw images that I sketch out traditionally first, because that's what I'm used to and the shapes are terrible otherwise. So I said "Hey.
I have a picture of my face
I have a drawing app
Ugh
This monstrosity."
I just lined up them features, and it looked actually horrifying. Naturally, I wanted to make it my profile picture for everything, so I then colored and shaded it. It actually turned out not bad... but still horrifying. That's part of the humor though, lol.
Seriously, though. The sketch is a dozen times as terrifying as this. If you want to see it, just let me know.

I have a keyboard
I have a face
Ugh
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