It is so funny cause it is true!!!
I got yelled at over at my GF's house
long before I did the deed.

So, you can relate, then!

My profuse apologies but my ancient mind began to turn it's rusty gears.
and this is what it produced. Again, please forgive me...

"sung to the tune of "Branded" a old western TV show about the trials and tribulations
of a U.S. calvary officer that was drummed out of the army."


"Oh he took a wee, forgot to put down the toilet seat, His spouse yelled at him all day. (Yelled at him all day!)
Branded! for no lid on the can! What can you do when you are Branded, just because
your a man.

And you have to frown, she wants you to pee sitting down! But you have to make a stand! (Peeing while you Stand!"

Branded! cause your aim is not so grand! Your wife says you are branded cause you pee like a man!
Cause whatever you do for the rest of your life you must choose, To be branded, or put the damn lid down!"

Heh... Feel better now that you got that out?

Aaaah, what a relief.

This is possibly the truest thing I've ever seen

(giggle)

Glad you liked it!

I always put that shit down

Took me a little while when I got married, but eventually I adjusted to always having to keep the seat down. One thing I could never understand, tho, was why if it takes the exact same amount of effort to raise the thing as it does to lower it, why can't women just be satsfied with whatever position the seat's in after the last user? Guess it's one of those many unspoken Female Laws that I as a man am not to know about. I saw a T-shirt once that summed it up pretty well: "I have the pussy. Therefore, what I say goes."

Hard to argue with that one...

I just think the closed toilet seats look better than an open ball of water, that's why I do it. (and I'm single.) I have a female roommate though and she doesn't give a shit about the toilet seat position. (pun intended)

Interestingly enough, my last ex-girlfriend didn't care about the position, either, and neither did my sisters when I lived at home. Something must change when you get married...

This one still makes me laugh. My mom and sister always chew me out when I forget to put the seat down. Good times.

You think you got it bad?

I live with my mom, my sister, and her two daughters.

Time for me to move.

Thanks, Pascal! Glad you enjoyed it!