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(Commission) Local Cat and Punchmonster Attack, Ruin Summer
"In other news, fans of the local water park, "The Big Blue," will have to wait until next summer to visit, all due to a water gun fight that got out of hand.
Park staff report that local ne'erdowells Zed and Hana Hakken opened fire on several children with customized water guns, sending parkgoers flying with water blasts that were comparable to that of a fire hose. Several structural points of several slides were damaged in the fight, and while no one was reported injured, it will be well into winter before many of the rides will be considered structurally sound again.
Parkgoers report that the fight started in retaliation of several children attacking Ms Hakken with normal water guns in a lewd manner.
*cut to an amateur video labeled "Eyewitness Account". Hana is blasting a mob of several children, shouting (complete with censor bleeps,) "YEAH, THAT'S WHAT YOU F***ING GET, TRYIN' TO KEEP BLASTING MY T***, YOU LITTLE SH***! GET BACK HERE!!!"*
When asked for a statement, local police said "We ain't touching this one. Those girls are crazy."
"The Big Blue" staff state Zed and Ms Hakken are permanently barred from entrance into the park starting next season, but the question must be asked: who's going to stop them?"
An awesome piece by
bogexplosion that I totally didn't forget to post during the summer, featuring Zed and 
badendd's Hana!
Park staff report that local ne'erdowells Zed and Hana Hakken opened fire on several children with customized water guns, sending parkgoers flying with water blasts that were comparable to that of a fire hose. Several structural points of several slides were damaged in the fight, and while no one was reported injured, it will be well into winter before many of the rides will be considered structurally sound again.
Parkgoers report that the fight started in retaliation of several children attacking Ms Hakken with normal water guns in a lewd manner.
*cut to an amateur video labeled "Eyewitness Account". Hana is blasting a mob of several children, shouting (complete with censor bleeps,) "YEAH, THAT'S WHAT YOU F***ING GET, TRYIN' TO KEEP BLASTING MY T***, YOU LITTLE SH***! GET BACK HERE!!!"*
When asked for a statement, local police said "We ain't touching this one. Those girls are crazy."
"The Big Blue" staff state Zed and Ms Hakken are permanently barred from entrance into the park starting next season, but the question must be asked: who's going to stop them?"
An awesome piece by
bogexplosion that I totally didn't forget to post during the summer, featuring Zed and 
badendd's Hana!
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