Every since Visci [/Vih-see/] moved in with us he's started to put on a little weight. Being a giant bug, he's got quite the sweet tooth, and just loves getting into all the sugary foods around the house. So really its no wonder he's getting a little gut now. He finds it amusing though, and likes to play with it in front of the mirror. He also really likes to show it to me. Like, really close. Like, four arm vicegrip into bear hug. I can't escape it, and at least three times this week I've gotten stuck to him as a result. I think he's starting to do it on purpose...

One can only guess what the future holds. I really need to make some friends that don't want to eat me...