
Rick - Good luck with that part 3
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The only way for Rick to eat a kid and his mother and not be a jerk is if they are really unlikable people. Ne snapped when the kid set his tail on fire and that was just the latest thing the little rotter did. Apparently his mother didn't like him much more than Rick did. 83
Boomer: "'You come out of there?' What, did she think he was in there willingly?"
Rick: "Well, for obvious reasons, I never did get an answer."
Smokey: "The father was unavailable for comment because he died stupid too." *pause* "Wasn't one of us. Let's just say it was the 4th of July and his last words were 'Hey, watch this!'"
Rick: "Well, for obvious reasons, I never did get an answer."
Smokey: "The father was unavailable for comment because he died stupid too." *pause* "Wasn't one of us. Let's just say it was the 4th of July and his last words were 'Hey, watch this!'"
mmmmmmmmmm nope, no good...doesn't work for me...i've met a great many idiots in my time [i work retail belive me ive seen it all] and there isnt a soul alive that stupid, even when angry....now if the little coony was dreaming then maybe, cause honestly thats the only situation i can see someone being 'that' stupid
Really? Because I just live in a tourist town and I see people that do things of equal or greater levels of stupidity on a daily basis.
Most often, it's because they're thinking "Fuck it, I'm never coming back here." But in her case, it's most likely because she imagined this being a lot easier than it's going to be. Probably thought she could just reach in and yank him out by the collar. And definitely didn't account for the possibility that she might piss Rick off just as much as the little bastard did and not be allowed to pull her arms back out.
Most often, it's because they're thinking "Fuck it, I'm never coming back here." But in her case, it's most likely because she imagined this being a lot easier than it's going to be. Probably thought she could just reach in and yank him out by the collar. And definitely didn't account for the possibility that she might piss Rick off just as much as the little bastard did and not be allowed to pull her arms back out.
theres a diffrence between takeing pictures of things your not supposed to, or litering when you know better, or general vandalim and all the other shit tourists get up to and this, this is akin to being at a zoo and jumping into the lion enclosure, on purpose...
that said there would be one situations where i could see this happening but she shows no signs this is the case...that being if she was 'drunk' because when your drunk things that are radicly stupid and foolish can often seem like wonderful ideas...who knows maybe she is drunk, it would explain the irritability.
that said there would be one situations where i could see this happening but she shows no signs this is the case...that being if she was 'drunk' because when your drunk things that are radicly stupid and foolish can often seem like wonderful ideas...who knows maybe she is drunk, it would explain the irritability.
"this is akin to being at a zoo and jumping into the lion enclosure, on purpose..."
Which people have done. Multiple times. And not because they were drunk. Do a google search for "jumped into the lion's" and you'll get plenty of news stories about people who were suicidal, showing off, under the impression that they were just enormous kitties, shouting about how "God will protect me!", and even one incident of (yes, this is real) trying to do the nasty with a lioness.
There are seven billion people in the world. And when so many societies place clear prioritization of something besides intelligence, you'd better believe there are going to be at least a few out there who disprove the existence of evolution and God.
Which people have done. Multiple times. And not because they were drunk. Do a google search for "jumped into the lion's" and you'll get plenty of news stories about people who were suicidal, showing off, under the impression that they were just enormous kitties, shouting about how "God will protect me!", and even one incident of (yes, this is real) trying to do the nasty with a lioness.
There are seven billion people in the world. And when so many societies place clear prioritization of something besides intelligence, you'd better believe there are going to be at least a few out there who disprove the existence of evolution and God.
given i was a zoophile before i became a fur [a fluff who can speak back to me is preferable to a fluff who cannot] i can understand the urge that last one had, but big cats do not cooperate with that shit...not natural ones anyway, maybe someday some researcher will engenere a tame sex kitty but till that day, sticking your dick in kitty is the same as sticking your dick in crazy...something your not supposed to do...the result is much the same in either case...pain...lots and lots of pain...and more then likely also death.
She's stupid, she's angry, she's possibly drunk or on drugs, she doesn't realize her kid is already digested, she may think Rick is a guy in a costume, Rick doesn't look very threatening and doesn't have a reputation for eating people.
If she does think he's a guy in a costume there's no telling what stupid thing she might do. Those poor mascot costume wearers tell horror stories.
This isn't the first time said "Hold my beer and watch this" in my work and it usually ends just ad badly as it often does in real life.
If she does think he's a guy in a costume there's no telling what stupid thing she might do. Those poor mascot costume wearers tell horror stories.
This isn't the first time said "Hold my beer and watch this" in my work and it usually ends just ad badly as it often does in real life.
"If she does think he's a guy in a costume there's no telling what stupid thing she might do. Those poor mascot costume wearers tell horror stories."
Seems a fair conclusion, especially considering what her son did.
Bobby: "I swear I thought it wasn't real!"
Rick: "Wasn't real?! It exists, doesn't it?!"
Bobby: "No, no, I mean I thought you were a guy in a costume!"
Rick: "Oh, so that's how you treat your own species?! Smokey, hold my diet cream soda!"
Seems a fair conclusion, especially considering what her son did.
Bobby: "I swear I thought it wasn't real!"
Rick: "Wasn't real?! It exists, doesn't it?!"
Bobby: "No, no, I mean I thought you were a guy in a costume!"
Rick: "Oh, so that's how you treat your own species?! Smokey, hold my diet cream soda!"
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