
Leandre's research notes #POLE-001:
"Pole-dancing is a really fascinating sport. The unique combination of dance and athletics is something that I find rather fascinating. Not nearly as fascinating as sabre-teeth though! Sabre-teeth areeasily the best thing in the world! I can't even start to express the beauty of these adorberous dentals! Surely there is nothing more in this world a girl could ask for! I would go so far as to say that sabre-teeth are even more enticing than yarn. Easily!
Did I mention that the captain of the national mixed pole-dance team is a sabre-toothed tiger? I am a big fan of the international pole-dancing championships! I love watching the international pole-dancing championships! Our national team is the best! Sneaking in on them during their training and politely asking the captain for in autograph in a calm and collected manner is a completely reasonable way to express my admiration for him.
I love this sport so much, I am not even mad about being arrested for sexual harrasment."
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"Pole-dancing is a really fascinating sport. The unique combination of dance and athletics is something that I find rather fascinating. Not nearly as fascinating as sabre-teeth though! Sabre-teeth areeasily the best thing in the world! I can't even start to express the beauty of these adorberous dentals! Surely there is nothing more in this world a girl could ask for! I would go so far as to say that sabre-teeth are even more enticing than yarn. Easily!
Did I mention that the captain of the national mixed pole-dance team is a sabre-toothed tiger? I am a big fan of the international pole-dancing championships! I love watching the international pole-dancing championships! Our national team is the best! Sneaking in on them during their training and politely asking the captain for in autograph in a calm and collected manner is a completely reasonable way to express my admiration for him.
I love this sport so much, I am not even mad about being arrested for sexual harrasment."
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Oh, you wanna go for a threesome with him? As long as I get to play with his teeth, I am down with that! Those portals of yours would be very handy as well. No rescue-party can follow u... I mean... it would be nice to take him to a less crowded place after we snatch... after we invite him over.
That's just adorable! He is a cutie, and sabre teeth are pretty spiffy. I might even go so far as to say that I admire a good set of long, curved teeth on a cute feline, too. I don't blame you in the least for wanting his autograph!
But... hey, that's not a notebook you're holding, is it?! Well, I still don't blame you one bit!
But... hey, that's not a notebook you're holding, is it?! Well, I still don't blame you one bit!
Oh he is just so dreamy, isn't he? And I am glad you seem to be a sabre-tooth connoiseur as well.
And indeed, that is not a notebook. Would have been really really unforgettable if he hadn't refused giving me his autograph. Maybe he was a bit overwhelmed by me breaking into their gym.
And indeed, that is not a notebook. Would have been really really unforgettable if he hadn't refused giving me his autograph. Maybe he was a bit overwhelmed by me breaking into their gym.
I've loved sabre-toothed cats for as long as I can remember. They're just so cute, especially this particular kitty you've got your eye on!
Oh, wouldn't it, though? I hope you'll pardon me for saying so, but it's entirely his loss! But who knows, maybe he'd be more amenable to autographs in a different, more casual setting.
Oh, wouldn't it, though? I hope you'll pardon me for saying so, but it's entirely his loss! But who knows, maybe he'd be more amenable to autographs in a different, more casual setting.
Or, maybe I need to go bigger and more spectacular to win his heart. I am sure a famous person like him is getting casual advances from gorls every day. I need to do something to him that will set me apart from the rest.
I am sure we can work this out. Maybe he's just playing hard to get and he secretly wants me just as much. I am sure that must be it! I just need to go even bigger!
I am sure we can work this out. Maybe he's just playing hard to get and he secretly wants me just as much. I am sure that must be it! I just need to go even bigger!
Tsk, silly boy. How many times does he think he's gonna get a girl asking for an autograph like that? Especially one who's so incredibly gorgeous?!
Still, he is a rather cute specimen of sabre-toothed-ness and maybe if you invite him out for a drink or two he could come to see the benefits of pleasing his biggest fan.
Still, he is a rather cute specimen of sabre-toothed-ness and maybe if you invite him out for a drink or two he could come to see the benefits of pleasing his biggest fan.
To be fair though, I did invade them during non-public training. Maybe he was just surprised? You are as alwys such a sweetheart though, thank you so much!
Inviting him to a drink though would not do his gorgeous self justice! I feel like I need to go more spectacular and even more unexpected if I ever want to win his heart. Maybe hiding out in the trunk of his car would be enough to make him notice my advances.
Inviting him to a drink though would not do his gorgeous self justice! I feel like I need to go more spectacular and even more unexpected if I ever want to win his heart. Maybe hiding out in the trunk of his car would be enough to make him notice my advances.
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