But barely had Frontsek started to advance that the gigantic mole rose up, his task complete, and started leaving.
"Oh no you don't!" barked the rhino as he started running, the little boar following him.
When police cars passed next to them, sirens blaring.
Frontsek hesitated a few seconds, before sighing and changing course towards the cars.
The bank bandits saw with anger and dismay their escape car get crushed in a ball by an overmuscled rhino in a bad mood.
"Okay, assholes, I'm looking for a reason to clobber you all. Please be dumb and give me one."
They all drew guns against him.
"Thank you," smirked Shift.
"OI!!" suddenly barked a voice.
The dismay of the bandits went even higher when they saw who was the voice: Big Claw.
Oh right, he copied me on that too.
"What the hell are you doing here?!" snarled the mole as he went straight on the rhino.
"Doing my job," spat back Shift.
"Your job?! That's MY town! Why you're not at Oakland?!"
"Because I wanted to have a word with you, copycat!"
Big Claw sputtered.
"COPYCAT?! The hell you're talking about?!"
"I'M the first superhero and you know what else!"
"So what, you have the monopoly on them?! No one else can be one or the other?! That's fucking ridiculous, man!"
At this direct and blunt calling out, Shift had the decency of looking awkward.
"Okay, maybe I overreacted..."
"No shit!" snarked the mole. "I became a superhero because I wanted it, not to copy you!"
The silence grew uncomfortable, as Shift realized how ridiculous he had acted.
Eventually, Big Claw took pity on his colleague and threw him a line.
"And even if I was, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, no?"
At this, Shift had an apologetic smile, that Big Claw accepted with a little laugh.
"HEY!!" yelled furiously the leader of the robbers, who finally recovered of the shock of seeing these two arguing and completely ignoring them. "DON'T ACT LIKE WE DON'T EXIST, DAMMIT!!"
The two colossi turned towards him, and he realized he'd have better shut up and scrammed.
"What, you're such in a hurry to get your ass kicked?"
"Gah!! GET THEM!!"
The robbers immediately drew back their guns and surrounded their two enemies.
Who just got back to back and flashed terrifying grins to the poor morons around them.
We won't talk about the ensuing fight. It was a bit one-sided.
Let's just say that Simon, hidden in the security of a close shop, enjoyed every second of it.
It's better than in comics!
Art by
drdubz, expert in violence, even the soon-to-come version
Shift and Big Claw © me
"Oh no you don't!" barked the rhino as he started running, the little boar following him.
When police cars passed next to them, sirens blaring.
Frontsek hesitated a few seconds, before sighing and changing course towards the cars.
The bank bandits saw with anger and dismay their escape car get crushed in a ball by an overmuscled rhino in a bad mood.
"Okay, assholes, I'm looking for a reason to clobber you all. Please be dumb and give me one."
They all drew guns against him.
"Thank you," smirked Shift.
"OI!!" suddenly barked a voice.
The dismay of the bandits went even higher when they saw who was the voice: Big Claw.
Oh right, he copied me on that too.
"What the hell are you doing here?!" snarled the mole as he went straight on the rhino.
"Doing my job," spat back Shift.
"Your job?! That's MY town! Why you're not at Oakland?!"
"Because I wanted to have a word with you, copycat!"
Big Claw sputtered.
"COPYCAT?! The hell you're talking about?!"
"I'M the first superhero and you know what else!"
"So what, you have the monopoly on them?! No one else can be one or the other?! That's fucking ridiculous, man!"
At this direct and blunt calling out, Shift had the decency of looking awkward.
"Okay, maybe I overreacted..."
"No shit!" snarked the mole. "I became a superhero because I wanted it, not to copy you!"
The silence grew uncomfortable, as Shift realized how ridiculous he had acted.
Eventually, Big Claw took pity on his colleague and threw him a line.
"And even if I was, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, no?"
At this, Shift had an apologetic smile, that Big Claw accepted with a little laugh.
"HEY!!" yelled furiously the leader of the robbers, who finally recovered of the shock of seeing these two arguing and completely ignoring them. "DON'T ACT LIKE WE DON'T EXIST, DAMMIT!!"
The two colossi turned towards him, and he realized he'd have better shut up and scrammed.
"What, you're such in a hurry to get your ass kicked?"
"Gah!! GET THEM!!"
The robbers immediately drew back their guns and surrounded their two enemies.
Who just got back to back and flashed terrifying grins to the poor morons around them.
We won't talk about the ensuing fight. It was a bit one-sided.
Let's just say that Simon, hidden in the security of a close shop, enjoyed every second of it.
It's better than in comics!
Art by
drdubz, expert in violence, even the soon-to-come version Shift and Big Claw © me
Category Artwork (Digital) / Portraits
Species Unspecified / Any
Size 2126 x 1733px
File Size 1.73 MB
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