Happy Halloween! Have a semi cleaned up sketch of a terrible joke!

He haunts the gym but it's chill, he only bothers jackasses. He'll nudge weights to hurt folks who drop weights or do really loud obnoxious grunting on purpose so folks look at them. Messing with people who repeatedly don't clean the damn machines off after working out on 'em by making anything they wanna use either too slimey or cold for them to bother with. He'll sometimes keep weights on the ground no matter how strong the person if he feels they're being a cunt to people just starting up. Pretty much don't be that negative fucker at every gym and you're safe.
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