Took some gooood pics for you guys today >>. First a little story though, tickling my shrink turn-ons so indulge me.

Pic1: A mischievous Dodge Stratus watches as you walk around the parking lot groping other car's butts and snapping up-bumper photos for your pervy friends on FB. He thinks you need to be put in your place and learn some respect.

Pic 2: The Stratus calls you over, grinning at you like he has the most devious plans in store for you. "Hey little human, I've been watching you... like the undersides of cars do ya?" The Stratus closes his eyes and starts chanting to himself in car-tongue.

Suddenly you notice you've been engulfed in a cloud of green energy, you feel a calming lightness take you over..as if gravity were suddenly lifting its force off your shoulders..

Pic 3: That's when you look back at the Stratus and realize to your horror.. you're shrinking! Already you're sinking down to eye-level with the Stratus as he watches you, then below eye level.. The Stratus in a mocking tone "There.. down ya go human.. heh heh.."

Pic 4: You finally stop shrinking, though you're merely 3 inches tall now! The Stratus, looking as if he's enjoying every moment of this slowly rolls forward.. happily looming over your defenseless little self. The Stratus speaks through his constant grin "Alright pipsqueak, time I think to put you to work. Crawl your lil-self up inside my tailpipe and start licking.. if it feels good enough MAYBE I wont squash you under my tire like a grape after I fart ya back out.." >: 3