Behold... the Dunwich!!! Beware it, for nothing good can come from eating the Dunwich. It is said to drive those who consume it to pure madness, the chaotic energies that spawned it being too much for any person to withstand.

Though rumor has it that the sandwich has the perfect blend of mustards, ketchups, and other condiments, with meat perfectly sliced and neither too warm nor too cold, and the bread cooked to perfection. Though it is hard to take any of those rumors seriously because nobody has been able to confirm it.

Unfortunately it is near impossible to resist the Dunwich's power, nor the lure of eating it once one smells it delightful odor.

If anyone claims to have eaten one they are a FILTHY LIAR!!!!!

So in summary... beware this sandwich!!!!!