*In an interview with the werewolf shortly after his yoga workout*

"I do yoga." The werewolf grumbled indignantly, resting his folded arms on top of his belly. "It's fun! I like stretching...."

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"Yes," He sighed, looking down at his belly and giving it a poke with a finger, "I'm aware that my belly is too big for me to properly do some yoga poses... but I'm not failing them, either! The instructor says I'm done when my abdomen hits the ground! Jokes on them though, my belly's always touching the ground if I'm positioned so my body is face down. Anywhere from the cobra pose to laying flat on the ground, my belly's always touching it!"

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"Regular exercise?" The werewolf frowned. "Push ups are a nightmare. I never successfully get my belly off the ground, no matter how high I raise myself. Situps are impossibly hard. I have trouble lifting up my abdomen. Toe reaches are also impossible, as my belly gets in the way...."

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"What? No! I like it like that! Means I'm making progress! I'm gonna be the world's fluffiest, and softest yoga expert this side of the country!"

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Sergeant Wolf needs some celebratory donuts for being such a GOOOOOD Yoga Exerciser.

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