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You know, I can't even get NORMAL issues. I swear this thing has a mutant healing factor. I've practicaly dug it out down to the bone (yeah, ew) and it grows right back like nothin happened!! You know, if this thing starts growing eyeballs or opposable thumbs- THEN I'm calling a doctor.
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Warts are closer to viral infections then anything else.
As a kid (about 10 maybe) my foot was covered in warts. They were contemplating surgery to have them removed. Then they just went away on their own when my immune system kicked in and killed them all off. Just a waiting game most of the time for those things.
As a kid (about 10 maybe) my foot was covered in warts. They were contemplating surgery to have them removed. Then they just went away on their own when my immune system kicked in and killed them all off. Just a waiting game most of the time for those things.
Now imagine some douchebag in a formula car race bumping someone and breaking his left-front suspension, having his guys tape it up with almost an entire roll of the stuff(though I will grant that the fact that there was enough of the suspension left TO tape back together is rather interesting), and going back out onto the track AGAINST THE ORDERS OF THE RACE OFFICIALS.
First right turn he went into(at a speed that was unsafe even if his suspension WAS intact, for the record) and force got applied to the repair job, the suspension came apart again. In the middle of his attempt to divebomb me.
Fucking bastard wrote off my car. That thing was raced by Al Unser, Jr back in 1993... I liked that car... The nose of his car actually pierced the monocque's tub just below my right leg, but by then the force of impact had started to flip my car so I was clear of that before it got too far in. But I was quite unhappy to find myself upside-down in the middle of the corner.
My life is a clusterfuck of weirdness. I always seem to run into the biggest assholes and idiots. Name something and I can probably tell you a story of some dumbass doing something closely related to it. That I haven't been jailed for assault on any of these dumbasses is a testament to my self-control. And to how good Grand Theft Auto games can be at relieving stress.
First right turn he went into(at a speed that was unsafe even if his suspension WAS intact, for the record) and force got applied to the repair job, the suspension came apart again. In the middle of his attempt to divebomb me.
Fucking bastard wrote off my car. That thing was raced by Al Unser, Jr back in 1993... I liked that car... The nose of his car actually pierced the monocque's tub just below my right leg, but by then the force of impact had started to flip my car so I was clear of that before it got too far in. But I was quite unhappy to find myself upside-down in the middle of the corner.
My life is a clusterfuck of weirdness. I always seem to run into the biggest assholes and idiots. Name something and I can probably tell you a story of some dumbass doing something closely related to it. That I haven't been jailed for assault on any of these dumbasses is a testament to my self-control. And to how good Grand Theft Auto games can be at relieving stress.
Sometimes I think I only survive half the shit in my life so that God can give me yet another "asshole anecdote" as I've come to call them. I have at least one for just about every month of my life, and the only race I've been in where I DON'T have one is the only race I've ever won. So when things go good for me, they go REALLY good. And unlike most people who have problems with extremes, I'm lucky enough to be on a middle ground most of the time.
From Wikipedia:
There are several over-the-counter options. The most common ones involve salicylic acid. These products are readily available at drugstores and supermarkets. There are typically two types of products: adhesive pads treated with salicylic acid or a bottle of concentrated salicylic acid solution. Removing a wart with salicylic acid requires a strict regimen of cleaning the area, applying the acid, and removing the dead skin with a pumice stone or emery board. It may take up to 12 weeks to remove a wart.
Gee, that sounds like fun. :P Makes me glad I've never had warts.
Hope you get it cleared up soon. And that it doesn't come back later.
There are several over-the-counter options. The most common ones involve salicylic acid. These products are readily available at drugstores and supermarkets. There are typically two types of products: adhesive pads treated with salicylic acid or a bottle of concentrated salicylic acid solution. Removing a wart with salicylic acid requires a strict regimen of cleaning the area, applying the acid, and removing the dead skin with a pumice stone or emery board. It may take up to 12 weeks to remove a wart.
Gee, that sounds like fun. :P Makes me glad I've never had warts.
Hope you get it cleared up soon. And that it doesn't come back later.
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