Oh, nice A-10

you'd think he'd be into jets and not cessnas.

Even big dogs will sniff the butts of small dogs.

Whap him on the nose.

:b

Spay and neuter you aircraft. It is better for their health and helps alleviate the rampant problem if stray and feral aircraft in our country.

LOL are you sure?

LOL having had a few male dogs... Yep even fixed they still make eyes at a the ladies!

Was actually that close to a Cessna once...he wasn’t paying too much attention to the Sectional (they call those hashed boxes on the chart “Restricted Areas” for a reason) and found himself cruising down the target run-in line about 5 miles from the bomb circle on Claiborne Range in central Louisiana. We halted deliveries and I put my Wingie in wedge to see what, exactly, the guy was up to.

Just sightseeing on a hot firing range apparently.

I did everything but drop the gear to slow down and sort of weaved about to get his attention while #2 orbited high and relayed to ATC we had a stray in the range airspace and for inbound flights to be heads-up for a wayward bug-smasher exiting shortly.

I kinda surprised him. Badly.

Butt-sniffing would have been inadvisable, methinks, and I felt a little bad for the guy...that muffled “bang!” was his a$$hole slamming shut when he spotted this big green airplane with a shark’s mouth wallowing off his left wing. But picking up a 30mm ricochet (not to mention a mid-air with a 40,000 lb warplane) would have ruined his day, so ya gotta do what ya gotta do when Peter Pilot isn’t monitoring Guard.

But he kept control of his airplane and departed with dispatch.

Oops! A Cessna being buzzed by a state of the art aircraft. *snickers* He's going to be paying attention to his maps from now on!

Should use a shock collar.

Would their offspring be skyraiders?

He might as well be a Doberman sniffing a yorkie.

Easy there, big boy...

Is that a 150?

Cessna 172

her offspring is http://www.aviastar.org/air/usa/piper_pa-48.php

Wow! You know, that's actually a plausible merger of the two: a turboprop with enough hardpoints for a small army. :)

My people fly 182s, but flight ops have been suspended for now.

No no. like him breed. We need more Warthogs ;)

What do you do when a horny A-10 starts humping your leg? Let him finish. :)

P.S. That Flexi-lead is *not* up to the task. :)

I hope his boarding passes are in order, ...