Dammit Asher...you know i have a weakness for big muscly guys!... Distracting wolf! *grumbles*
I swear if you break my window or my roof with your growing habit i am gonna make you pay for it outta pocket! I'm running out of excuses to tell my insurance company! I don't think they bought it last time when i told them that a car crashed through my front door down my hall to the kitchen and promptly aimed for my gas stove and proceeded to explode because "apparently" it had a bunch of C4 in the trunk!

DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY FAVORS I HAD TO CALL IN TO PULL THAT SHIT OFF!!!!!!!

I digress. I'll just have to remind you to show off OUTSIDE from now on...or at least in a bigger room!

The Big blue lovable dork is

the smaller one committing insurance fraud to keep his stuff in tact is me

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