So, I had a really funny conversation with my mother today.

We were talking about the drag show that we're going to in December, (Yep I'm seeing a drag show with my mom, she's cool like that) and for some reason my mom had this predisposition that I was attracted to very feminine men. When I said that I was in fact not, she was surprised. (I'm not a twink, but I'm def not the more dom/masculine one in a relationship either. I probably lean more towards the passive aggressive 'otter' category) She asked if I liked muscular men, or chubby men, etc. and upon saying yes a thousand times, I eventually very bluntly said "BEARS, MOM." She proceeded to die laughing. "You mean like, the big muscle guys? THOSE guys?" And then
"Am I taking you to a gay bear club for your 21st birthday?"

I evidently do have a type, but it's not just bears. I have found out, through the men in my dreams, the men I crush on around me and the men I typically fixate the most on during movies, that I tend to fall for very tall muscular blond guys with accents. Chris Evans, *Young* Robert Duvall, (When he played Tom Hagen in The Godfather) Armie Hammer, etc.