
..And we're back on WNUF radio and with us today we have a legend of all things athletic, a legend in the field of Physical Education...Ms. Battleberry..
MS. BATTLEBERRY: You can take your lips off of my ass anytime now, Murphy!!
umm...yes Ma'am
Well Ms. Battleberry I..
MS. BATTLEBERRY: now Give me the rest of your questions while giving me a set of 30 push-ups!!
Right (whild doing push-ups) Now Ms. Battleberry, mind telling the people out there about yourself?
MS. BATTLEBERRY: Well my name is Violet Neapolitian Battleberry and I'm the head instructor of Physical Education at Littlesquire High School..and I do my job well. What else do you wanna know?
Is it true that you are an Olymipc Champion in the sport of Dodgeball?
MS. BATTLEBERRY: You did your homework, Murphy..too bad you can't get your times right..(another set of 30) I am a four time Olympic champion in dodgeball and I try to train my students to be the more active in life than sitting on their asses texting each other.
Speaking of students *huff-huff* What do you thing of Squeek the Mouse?
MS. BATTLEBERRY: Squeek?...who Cake-Thighs? She may be a great student, but her ass is a magnet for a dodgeball..she needs to lay off of the cheese fries and she just might pass my class.....might!!
*huff-huff* ..and Shred? Squeek's Guardian..met him?
MS. BATTLEBERRY: Other than the fact that he smells like a brewery he's not a bad guy. He's good at what he does..but with my help..he could be the best!!
Other teachers say that you have a very unique way of teaching your students (some say cruel). Would you say that you are a little too strict no your students?
MS. BATTLEBERRY: Their students Murphy, they don't know the difference between training and torture. Thas why their in school. better to learn in school than on the streets.
*huff-huff* (WHOO all done) Well Ms.Battleberry, the phone-lines are lighting up...would you mind taking calls?
MS. BATTLEBERRY: Sure I'll be taking calls while you are taking laps around the studio, Murphy!!
.........
MS. BATTLEBERRY: ..days not getting any longer, Murphy move it!!
while I'm doing laps around the studio we'll take your calls..caller ..what is your question for Ms. Battleberry?
Go for it callers..
MS. BATTLEBERRY: You can take your lips off of my ass anytime now, Murphy!!
umm...yes Ma'am
Well Ms. Battleberry I..
MS. BATTLEBERRY: now Give me the rest of your questions while giving me a set of 30 push-ups!!
Right (whild doing push-ups) Now Ms. Battleberry, mind telling the people out there about yourself?
MS. BATTLEBERRY: Well my name is Violet Neapolitian Battleberry and I'm the head instructor of Physical Education at Littlesquire High School..and I do my job well. What else do you wanna know?
Is it true that you are an Olymipc Champion in the sport of Dodgeball?
MS. BATTLEBERRY: You did your homework, Murphy..too bad you can't get your times right..(another set of 30) I am a four time Olympic champion in dodgeball and I try to train my students to be the more active in life than sitting on their asses texting each other.
Speaking of students *huff-huff* What do you thing of Squeek the Mouse?
MS. BATTLEBERRY: Squeek?...who Cake-Thighs? She may be a great student, but her ass is a magnet for a dodgeball..she needs to lay off of the cheese fries and she just might pass my class.....might!!
*huff-huff* ..and Shred? Squeek's Guardian..met him?
MS. BATTLEBERRY: Other than the fact that he smells like a brewery he's not a bad guy. He's good at what he does..but with my help..he could be the best!!
Other teachers say that you have a very unique way of teaching your students (some say cruel). Would you say that you are a little too strict no your students?
MS. BATTLEBERRY: Their students Murphy, they don't know the difference between training and torture. Thas why their in school. better to learn in school than on the streets.
*huff-huff* (WHOO all done) Well Ms.Battleberry, the phone-lines are lighting up...would you mind taking calls?
MS. BATTLEBERRY: Sure I'll be taking calls while you are taking laps around the studio, Murphy!!
.........
MS. BATTLEBERRY: ..days not getting any longer, Murphy move it!!
while I'm doing laps around the studio we'll take your calls..caller ..what is your question for Ms. Battleberry?
Go for it callers..
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Here we are. I am Oren, Vocals and Guitar 1!
Kidalgo: Kidalgo, Guitar 2!
Cooper: Like, Cooper, Bass Guitar.
Roskoe: An' I'm Roskoe, Drumma!
Band: AND WE'RE VERSUS!!!
We know you heard that there's not the same members as there used it be. One quit and went back to his old band. The girl went to her boyfriend. NOW for our questions...
I'm first, and mine is... Do you observe any Pro-Leauge or College-Leauge teams in your favorite sport? Like Football, Basketball, ect.? And if so, who is your team to pick to win Super Bowl 44 & the 2009 BCS Championship?
Kidalgo: Next is me! How DO you get around and even P.E. teacher with those massive...huge...breasts...?
Cooper: Ya, like, I'm next up. Do you, like, do any surfing or skateboarding down in Cali before?
Roskoe: Last is meh! Would you mind joinin' me in a traditional sport in me homeland o' Scottland, lassie?
That's our questions. Ready guys?
Band: PEEEAAAACE!
Kidalgo: Kidalgo, Guitar 2!
Cooper: Like, Cooper, Bass Guitar.
Roskoe: An' I'm Roskoe, Drumma!
Band: AND WE'RE VERSUS!!!
We know you heard that there's not the same members as there used it be. One quit and went back to his old band. The girl went to her boyfriend. NOW for our questions...
I'm first, and mine is... Do you observe any Pro-Leauge or College-Leauge teams in your favorite sport? Like Football, Basketball, ect.? And if so, who is your team to pick to win Super Bowl 44 & the 2009 BCS Championship?
Kidalgo: Next is me! How DO you get around and even P.E. teacher with those massive...huge...breasts...?
Cooper: Ya, like, I'm next up. Do you, like, do any surfing or skateboarding down in Cali before?
Roskoe: Last is meh! Would you mind joinin' me in a traditional sport in me homeland o' Scottland, lassie?
That's our questions. Ready guys?
Band: PEEEAAAACE!
*Puts on the Logitech Headset and activates the microphone*
Salutations to you, Ms. Battleberry. I am Vile Vertigo. I do admire your ideals on instructing adequate forms of discipline to students to improve their well-being. I do have to say that you have peaked my interest in the guise of your championship win in Dodgeball, a sport that I most happily love to take part in. Would you be up for a friendly round in a bit more interesting form of Dodgeball?
Salutations to you, Ms. Battleberry. I am Vile Vertigo. I do admire your ideals on instructing adequate forms of discipline to students to improve their well-being. I do have to say that you have peaked my interest in the guise of your championship win in Dodgeball, a sport that I most happily love to take part in. Would you be up for a friendly round in a bit more interesting form of Dodgeball?
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