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Have you people been reading www.murrypurry.com ? Well, my site stats are down so that would indicate that you haven't. Why not? Were you afraid to read it wheil I was away in Europe? Did you think you would get lost if I wasn't there to guide you through the steaming no-man-land jungles beyond Furaffinity, beyond the posted signs that say "Here be dragons and not the kind with five dicks?" Well, don't worry, kids, I'm back.
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Lambert's. I kid you not, they have fucking deep-fried macaroni and cheese. Deep-fried okra. The list goes on. I think the only thing healthy there is the water (maybe). Everyone that eats there looks to weigh at least 250-400 pounds, the fat motherfuckers. I'm waiting to see if one will actually have their heart vapor-lock while I happen to be there. I'd tell the paramedic "Dude, he had it coming. Seriously. Look at this menu"...
So this new restaurant opens up, and we all go in there. Place is empty onna lunch rush -- first bad sign.
I'm a big hypertense fat-ass, so I order something light -- a salad. They serve me this punch bowl that's 1/3 lettuce and 2/3 shredded cheddar cheese, zomg.
My friend ordered a fried cheese wheel. Picture a 7" cheese wheel, then deep fry it. You cut into it, and cheese spills out. That's it, that's the whole thing, it doesn't come with crackers or nothin'.
God bless America!
I'm a big hypertense fat-ass, so I order something light -- a salad. They serve me this punch bowl that's 1/3 lettuce and 2/3 shredded cheddar cheese, zomg.
My friend ordered a fried cheese wheel. Picture a 7" cheese wheel, then deep fry it. You cut into it, and cheese spills out. That's it, that's the whole thing, it doesn't come with crackers or nothin'.
God bless America!
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