Ok... firstly, given m'reputation fer bein' a 'big bad wuff' it may be hard ta b'lieve I honestly didn't plan this particular coinidental layout spread while fixin' this but it's jus' how it happened ta turn out...

I tend ta fix up full batches'a breakfast meats ta prep fer future breakfasts so I'll make bacon an sausage patties, keepin' the sausage off ta one side then pilin' the bacon up on the other then I took a few pics (top row) only ta later (as in just now even!) bust out laughin' at what the spread looked like from overhead shots! (second row)

SEE! Even when I ain't even tryin' I can't escape the erotic hold m'art style has me bonded to! LOL :P