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By Myuphrid,
posted 16 years ago Writer

The ~~triumphant~~ return of Professor Theophilus Bespectacled and his robot assistant Wilmot.

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TripHazard ~triphazard

Digital Artist

16 years ago

So do they destroy the world in all of these, or has that just been coincidence?

Well, ok, this time I suppose they only destroyed a country. Important distinction I guess.

Myuphrid ~myuphrid

Writer

16 years ago

It's never the intentional result, but they say the road to Hell is paved with good intentions. Clearly so too is the road to geocide.

And yes it is an important distinction. Professor Bespectacled would certainly argue so, anyway. Not so sure about Wilmot.

TripHazard ~triphazard

Digital Artist

16 years ago

Oh no, only the truly insane would plan to destroy the very planet they stood upon. Unless they had somewhere to go of course.

Hmmmm.

Myuphrid ~myuphrid

Writer

16 years ago

There's many different forms of madness, though. I don't think there's many people who wouldn't say that I'm mad, but I certainly don't want to blow myself up with the Earth.

TripHazard ~triphazard

Digital Artist

16 years ago

Well of course not. You don't have an escape rocket.

I assume.

Myuphrid ~myuphrid

Writer

16 years ago

*waggles eyebrows and smirks*

TripHazard ~triphazard

Digital Artist

16 years ago

Take me with you?

hehe

Myuphrid ~myuphrid

Writer

16 years ago

*looks at the two seats in the control room* Ehh, there's only room for one. I like to put my feet up.

There's a fair amount of space for cargo, though...

TripHazard ~triphazard

Digital Artist

16 years ago

*grumbles and starts taping himself inside a cardboard box*

Myuphrid ~myuphrid

Writer

16 years ago

*manhandles the box into the hold*

I'm afraid there are no restraints in the hold. May be a bit iof a bumpy ride...

TripHazard ~triphazard

Digital Artist

16 years ago

*muffled sounds of sobbing inside the box*

Myuphrid ~myuphrid

Writer

16 years ago

*tries to remain cruelly aloof... fails*

TripHazard ~triphazard

Digital Artist

16 years ago

*soft thuds of panicked banging from inside*

Myuphrid ~myuphrid

Writer

16 years ago

*scrambles to remove tape, open box and decants claustrophobic lion*

TripHazard ~triphazard

Digital Artist

16 years ago

*scrambles out the box before the tape is fully removed, gasping for air*

Myuphrid ~myuphrid

Writer

16 years ago

*cuddles panting felid* Alright, maybe you can have the other seat.

TripHazard ~triphazard

Digital Artist

16 years ago

I-is there a seatbelt? (o_o)

Myuphrid ~myuphrid

Writer

16 years ago

Oh, there's belts alright. Hur hur hur...

TripHazard ~triphazard

Digital Artist

16 years ago

*starts casting about for the cabin, letting the odd double entendre slide right off of him, for the moment. Impending doubletake?*

Myuphrid ~myuphrid

Writer

16 years ago

*guides you gently to the cabin, and shows you to your plush-padded seat... one with rather more belts hanging off it than one might expect*

TripHazard ~triphazard

Digital Artist

16 years ago

Whew, this is a nice chair. *puts on a seatbelt, still panicked* Is all this for accelleration?

Myuphrid ~myuphrid

Writer

16 years ago

*fastens a belt around your chest* Well, we can't have you thrashing all around, can we? It'd be quite a impediment to my lift-off.

TripHazard ~triphazard

Digital Artist

16 years ago

Hey now, that's a bit tight!

Myuphrid ~myuphrid

Writer

16 years ago

That's the idea, my lovely little leo! *grabs your left ankle and straps it to the chair leg*

TripHazard ~triphazard

Digital Artist

16 years ago

Hey! *starts struggling* Are you crazy??

Myuphrid ~myuphrid

Writer

16 years ago

*straps your other foot in and stands up before you* Only 9 out of 10 psychiatrists say so!

TripHazard ~triphazard

Digital Artist

16 years ago

*I fumble for the nearest strap* I may have been better off in the box!

Myuphrid ~myuphrid

Writer

16 years ago

*I grab your arm and firmly press it against the chair's arm, strapping it down at the elbow and wrist* But like I said, there's no restraints in the cargo hold! No fun at all. You'd end up all bruised and battered down there...

TripHazard ~triphazard

Digital Artist

16 years ago

Yeah, but I wouldn't be at the mercy of a crazy man!

Myuphrid ~myuphrid

Writer

16 years ago

*I strap your other arm down in the same manner and stand back to admire your wriggling boundness* Oh come come, Trip, I can be plenty merciful when I want to be.

TripHazard ~triphazard

Digital Artist

16 years ago

*squirming, glares at you* Now what do you plan on doing to me?

Myuphrid ~myuphrid

Writer

16 years ago

Hmmm... I'm not sure. How do you feel about rubber?

TripHazard ~triphazard

Digital Artist

16 years ago

Meep... rubber? It squeaks!

Myuphrid ~myuphrid

Writer

16 years ago

*unbuckles one arm and slides on a shoulder-length glove* So do you, apparently.

TripHazard ~triphazard

Digital Artist

16 years ago

*gives the imposing looking glove a wide eyed stare* And just what do you intend to do with THAT? o_o

Myuphrid ~myuphrid

Writer

16 years ago

*grins a worrying grin* Well... *CENSORED FOR GROSS PERVERSION*

TripHazard ~triphazard

Digital Artist

16 years ago

"Aw, man! They never show the good stuff!"

Myuphrid ~myuphrid

Writer

16 years ago

"Huh! So much for the uncut edition!"

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